Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

NuNu318 · 08-24-2012, 01:34 PM

I do commend him for at least playing football instead of sitting at home and letting that size go to waste.

Luda34 · 08-24-2012, 06:32 PM

With all the good food we have in New Orleans he would be 550 lbs or dead before he suit up.

neugey · 08-24-2012, 07:16 PM

Why would we sign this guy?! To remind ourselves of what Jonathan Sullivan would have looked like if we kept him another year?

RockyMountainSaint · 08-24-2012, 07:35 PM

Can he do backflips?

Stealthman · 08-24-2012, 09:36 PM

4th & 1 from anywhere on the field. Make him the fullback option. He falls forward for that and more!

Yikes!!!!!

poydras · 08-24-2012, 10:46 PM

You would probably have to get him on and off the field with a fork lift and that would require a lot of time outs.

The Dude · 08-24-2012, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by poydras

You would probably have to get him on and off the field with a fork lift and that would require a lot of time outs.

No it wouldn't. The way the refs are delaying the games he would have plenty of time to waddle out there.

QBREES9 · 08-24-2012, 11:21 PM

How does one get that big.

Tobias-Reiper · 08-24-2012, 11:27 PM

Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now:
"neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!"

poydras · 08-24-2012, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Tobias-Reiper

Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now:
"neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!"

It's rare that I laugh when I read a post, but after watching the nitwits that are masquerading as NFL referees this year, I definitely laughed at your's.

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08-24-2012, 11:37 PM	#10
poydras Team Doctor Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Deep South Posts: 856	Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)? Originally Posted by Tobias-Reiper Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now: "neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!" It's rare that I laugh when I read a post, but after watching the nitwits that are masquerading as NFL referees this year, I definitely laughed at your's. The Dude likes this.

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