neugey

David Letterman's Top 10 Signs the Saints are In Trouble

10) Roger Goodell is changing the Lombardi Trophy to closely resemble a douche nozzle.

9) Gumbo is updating his Linked In profile.

8) Ellen Degeneres defriended Drew Brees on Facebook

7) Vicodin is on backorder at New Orleans' pharmacies

6) Several replacement refs were spotted in Atlanta Falcons gear

5) The front office is scrambling to find where they had put Gary Gibbs' phone number

4) Green Bay is scheduling 2-a-day practices this week to perfect their Lambeau Leaps

3) When asked for halftime adjustments, Steve Spagnuolo tugged at his underwear

2) Tom Benson's umbrella was severely damaged during Hurricane Isaac

1) A tremor occurred in the Saints locker room, breaking all the mirrors and causing 371 years of bad luck.

Danno

Can Humor play D-Line?

aintasinner

Sometimes if you don't laugh, you'll sit down and cry a river. Who Dat?!!!
Enjoyed this.

The Dude

Scott Shanle may actually be one of the strongest pieces of our defense.

CharityMike

You need to quit drinking

Speedy Ron

Now THAT is humor

Barry from MS

Signs of Panic (no intention to be a 1 Upper, but my sarcastic nature is in full force right now):
1. Jason David has been hired as subject matter expert for our secondary to prevent the big pass play.
2. Jim Mora on Monday morning gave the "We sucked" speech; Friday he is expected to give his "Playoffs?!?" rant.
3. Carl Smith brings his whole play book (a single pink sticky note) to take over the offense until our real HC returns. Smith says the NFL isn't ready for his up-the-gut 1 yard runs with 8 in the box followed by an incomplete 3 yard pass or 3 yard draw play on 3rd down philosophy. It is his true definition of genius that defines this state-of-the-art offensive scheme.
4. Haslett is brought in to finish Kromer's term, then benches Brees to bring back a heavier and even more apathetic Aaron Brooks.
5. Bum Phillips' old cowboy hat is seen in the halftime locker room as a good luck charm.
6. J. Sullivan is recalled to shore up the D Line and is spotted ordering four gigantic plates of nachos for breakfast before his first practice.
7. Brees is seriously considering throwing left handed to confuse the defense. A side note, Hartley begins kicking left footed and cannot/will not miss...ever.
8. Mercedes bails, leaving the market open to any sponsor. Welcome to the Poulan Weedeater Superdome.
9. The Bag Heads switch to plastic, increasing the suffocation potential.
10. The Saints trade the entire draft for Ricky Williams...again.

Our humor has defined us all for decades. We'll make it through this.

RailBoss

Just bring back Venturi! You want some humor.

SloMotion

... there's always a light at the end of the tunnel and humor will see you through the darkest of days ... funny thread, neugey,

WhoDat!656

[QUOTE=SloMotion;442903]... there's always a light at the end of the tunnel /QUOTE]

That light maybe a train coming the other way!!