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David Letterman's Top 10 Signs the Saints are In Trouble

10) Roger Goodell is changing the Lombardi Trophy to closely resemble a douche nozzle.

9) Gumbo is updating his Linked In profile.

8) Ellen Degeneres defriended Drew Brees on Facebook

7) Vicodin is on backorder at New Orleans' pharmacies

6) Several replacement refs were spotted in Atlanta Falcons gear

5) The front office is scrambling to find where they had put Gary Gibbs' phone number

4) Green Bay is scheduling 2-a-day practices this week to perfect their Lambeau Leaps

3) When asked for halftime adjustments, Steve Spagnuolo tugged at his underwear

2) Tom Benson's umbrella was severely damaged during Hurricane Isaac

1) A tremor occurred in the Saints locker room, breaking all the mirrors and causing 371 years of bad luck.