Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football'

alexonfyre · 02-10-2013, 10:53 AM

NEW YORK—In response to accusations that his policies are hurting the game of football, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told CBS’s Face the Nation Sunday that he would have no problem letting his own son ruin the sport. “If my son wanted to make a series of catastrophic rule changes that destroy everything people enjoy about football, there’s no question: Yes, I would let him do that,” said Goodell, who argued that the value of defiling an American tradition far outweighs the risk of public backlash. “I myself have been ruining football for almost seven years, and nothing in my life has been more rewarding. I certainly would want my son to have the same opportunity to mangle and dilute the game that I did.” Goodell added that, unfortunately, his two children are both girls, which means neither can ever be NFL commissioner.

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Seer1 · 02-10-2013, 10:54 AM

Hahahahaha!

Rugby Saint II · 02-10-2013, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by alexonfyre

NEW YORK—In response to accusations that his policies are hurting the game of football, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told CBS’s Face the Nation Sunday that he would have no problem letting his own son ruin the sport. “If my son wanted to make a series of catastrophic rule changes that destroy everything people enjoy about football, there’s no question: Yes, I would let him do that,” said Goodell, who argued that the value of defiling an American tradition far outweighs the risk of public backlash. “I myself have been ruining football for almost seven years, and nothing in my life has been more rewarding. I certainly would want my son to have the same opportunity to mangle and dilute the game that I did.” Goodell added that, unfortunately, his two children are both girls, which means neither can ever be NFL commissioner.

Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

This is too freaking funny!

UK_WhoDat · 02-10-2013, 11:55 AM

Sadly a case where fiction is not stranger than the truth

breesfan27 · 02-10-2013, 02:27 PM

Bahahaha!

WhoDat!656 · 02-10-2013, 04:37 PM

Like father like son!

SloMotion · 02-11-2013, 07:07 AM

... gotta' love the Onion.

QBREES9 · 02-11-2013, 09:47 AM

Now thats funny !

jnormand · 02-11-2013, 11:47 AM

Ha!!!

02-10-2013, 10:53 AM	#1
alexonfyre Site Donor Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Black Pearl University Posts: 799	Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football' NEW YORK—In response to accusations that his policies are hurting the game of football, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told CBS’s Face the Nation Sunday that he would have no problem letting his own son ruin the sport. “If my son wanted to make a series of catastrophic rule changes that destroy everything people enjoy about football, there’s no question: Yes, I would let him do that,” said Goodell, who argued that the value of defiling an American tradition far outweighs the risk of public backlash. “I myself have been ruining football for almost seven years, and nothing in my life has been more rewarding. I certainly would want my son to have the same opportunity to mangle and dilute the game that I did.” Goodell added that, unfortunately, his two children are both girls, which means neither can ever be NFL commissioner. Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football' \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source jnormand, neugey, QBREES9 and 4 others like this.

02-10-2013, 10:54 AM	#2
Seer1 Site Donor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bayou Bayfield CO Posts: 4,722	Re: Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football' Hahahahaha!

02-10-2013, 11:25 AM	#3
Rugby Saint II Bounty Money $$$ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5800 Airline Dr. Metairie, LA. Posts: 24,043	Re: Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football' Originally Posted by alexonfyre NEW YORK—In response to accusations that his policies are hurting the game of football, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told CBS’s Face the Nation Sunday that he would have no problem letting his own son ruin the sport. “If my son wanted to make a series of catastrophic rule changes that destroy everything people enjoy about football, there’s no question: Yes, I would let him do that,” said Goodell, who argued that the value of defiling an American tradition far outweighs the risk of public backlash. “I myself have been ruining football for almost seven years, and nothing in my life has been more rewarding. I certainly would want my son to have the same opportunity to mangle and dilute the game that I did.” Goodell added that, unfortunately, his two children are both girls, which means neither can ever be NFL commissioner. Goodell: 'I'd Definitely Let My Son Ruin Football' \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source This is too freaking funny!

02-10-2013, 11:55 AM	#4
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