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Get a 16oz contoured flask (or two) Ace bandage (or two) Alcoholic beverage of choice (mine is Crown on game day) Fill flask with alcohol Wrap contoured flask on inside of thigh with ace bandage WALK INTO SUPERDOME Enjoy! This recipe is simple and has never failed me. Try it yourself! |
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This is the real reason: $$$$$$$$$$
Bags that are clear plastic, vinyl or PVC and do not exceed 12" x 6" x 12." (Official NFL team logo clear plastic tote bags are available through club merchandise outlets or at nflshop.com) This will not speed up entry. The folks in "violation" will have the opportunity to purchase an official cheap piece of crap NFL bag for (speculation) $25. Follow the $ folks.......... Sacrificing Liberty for the illusion of safety is courting Tyranny. |
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These work well also.
Binocular Flask - Barnoculars | FunSlurp |
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The second part of this new bag policy requires that matt Ryan wear a bag over his head... this will increase his pass accuracy and relieve the nausea suffered by the TV audience
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This is going to be a total fiasco. The idiots who work for "Fess Security" can't even get people in the Dome before kickoff, on a good day in a preseason game.
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Between the 'Patriot' Act and watching your date get felt up by a privatized cop, I fear Nikita Khrushchev may prove to be right and that a shot will not have to be fired...
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