God I want the regular season to start. I'm watching the fox live feed from camp this morning and it was eerily similar to watching those reporters in Viet Nam giving live updates on servicemen casualties.

Please someone get to the trainers and team doctors and shake them till they wake up and start fine-tooth combing the players for any sign of potential injury and help them train to avoid them.

My psyche can't handle another 7-9 season. Do it for me.