Someone you know is ex military.... That which is on your sling is your weapon, that which is in your pants is your gun, that which is on the end of your wrist is your Peter beater (since Danno doesn't like me saying dick).

First time I used that phrase in front of my wife she spit margarita all over me lol. We were in a restaurant (and married), a recruiter walked into the restaurant in BDU's and put his hands in his pockets.... I mumbled something and my wife asked me what I said .. So I told her... "That recruiter knows better than to have his Richard beaters (since Danno doesn't like me using the word dick) in his pockets. She laughed till she cried.

Profanity doesn't bother me, I'm ex military, work in the oil field; my mother in law lives with me and she is 87, bi-polar, 5 foot nothing 98 lbs and would make an entire Navy bar blush with her language.