F.A.L.C.O.N.S. - an acronym.

Beastmode · 09-21-2013, 05:39 PM

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N ew orleans
S aints

foreverfan · 09-21-2013, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

The only way they can "Rise Up" is with the aid of Viagra.

Their WRs couldn't catch VD... Some would have to give it to them.

saintfan · 09-21-2013, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Their WRs couldn't catch VD... Some would have to give it to them.

Well they could bring Vick back...

DISPLACEDFAN · 09-22-2013, 04:40 AM

BEARS: Barely Effective And Really Sad
BENGALS: Bad Effort Never Gets A Leading Score
BILLS: Boy, I love Losing Superbowls
BRONCOS: Babies, Really Only Need to Cry Over Somthing
BUCCANEERS: Basically, Unintersting. Completely Careless Attack Needs Energization for Each Random Series
CARDINALS: Can Arizona Really Depend Indefintely on No Attack and Limited Scoring
CHARGERS: Can't Help A Rundown; Generally, Egotistical and Running Scared
CHIEFS: Can't Help It, Everyones For Shottenheimer
COLTS: Careless/Cruel Owner Leaves Town Swiftly
COWBOYS: Can't Operate With Bad Or Young Stars
DOLPHINS: Drafts Only Lousy Players Having Infinite Needs for Steriods
EAGLES: Each Attack Generates Lame Effort Scoring
FALCONS: For Atlanta, Losing Comes On Natural Selection
FORTY NINERS: Flimsily Organized Run Turns Yardage Needed Into No Effort for Rushing Scheme
49ERS: 49 Eradically Responding Saps
GIANTS: Generally Intercepted And No Touchdowns to Show (for it)
JAGUARS: Just Another Goofed-Up Assinine Run Series
JETS: Jersey's Execrable Team Sucks
LIONS: Losing Instantly On Numismatic Spin
OILERS: Only In Losing, Everything Really Sucks
PACKERS: Pathetic Attack Can Kill Every Real Series
PANTHERS: Poor Attack Negates Tough Hitting but Energetic Run Stopper
PATRIOTS: Punts After Three Runs In Or Three Screens
RAIDERS: Really Are In Distress, Eventually Returning Someday
RAMS: Really Ain't My Speed
RAVENS: Relocation to Alternate Venue Envokes No Sympathy
REDSKINS: Really Egotistical Defense and Selfish Know-it-all's Ignite No Scoring
SAINTS: Sure Are Incredible Notorious Touchdown Scorers
SEAHAWKS: Seattle Equips Another Half-Assed Weathered Klunker Somehow
STEELERS: Simply Trying; Each and Every Limp Effort is Revolting to Steel-city
TITANS: Team In Turmoil And Needs Saving
VIKINGS: Very Inconsistent Klutzes In No Good Suits

neugey · 09-22-2013, 06:12 AM

TITANS: Truly Incompetent Team Always Needing Something

SloMotion · 09-22-2013, 07:18 AM

BILLS: "Boy, I love losing Superbowls", ouch!

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SmashMouth · 06-07-2022, 12:44 PM

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foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: F.A.L.C.O.N.S. - an acronym. Originally Posted by AsylumGuido The only way they can "Rise Up" is with the aid of Viagra. Their WRs couldn't catch VD... Some would have to give it to them.

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saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: F.A.L.C.O.N.S. - an acronym. Originally Posted by foreverfan Their WRs couldn't catch VD... Some would have to give it to them. Well they could bring Vick back...

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DISPLACEDFAN 500th Post Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: corning,ny Posts: 518	Re: F.A.L.C.O.N.S. - an acronym. BEARS: Barely Effective And Really Sad BENGALS: Bad Effort Never Gets A Leading Score BILLS: Boy, I love Losing Superbowls BRONCOS: Babies, Really Only Need to Cry Over Somthing BUCCANEERS: Basically, Unintersting. Completely Careless Attack Needs Energization for Each Random Series CARDINALS: Can Arizona Really Depend Indefintely on No Attack and Limited Scoring CHARGERS: Can't Help A Rundown; Generally, Egotistical and Running Scared CHIEFS: Can't Help It, Everyones For Shottenheimer COLTS: Careless/Cruel Owner Leaves Town Swiftly COWBOYS: Can't Operate With Bad Or Young Stars DOLPHINS: Drafts Only Lousy Players Having Infinite Needs for Steriods EAGLES: Each Attack Generates Lame Effort Scoring FALCONS: For Atlanta, Losing Comes On Natural Selection FORTY NINERS: Flimsily Organized Run Turns Yardage Needed Into No Effort for Rushing Scheme 49ERS: 49 Eradically Responding Saps GIANTS: Generally Intercepted And No Touchdowns to Show (for it) JAGUARS: Just Another Goofed-Up Assinine Run Series JETS: Jersey's Execrable Team Sucks LIONS: Losing Instantly On Numismatic Spin OILERS: Only In Losing, Everything Really Sucks PACKERS: Pathetic Attack Can Kill Every Real Series PANTHERS: Poor Attack Negates Tough Hitting but Energetic Run Stopper PATRIOTS: Punts After Three Runs In Or Three Screens RAIDERS: Really Are In Distress, Eventually Returning Someday RAMS: Really Ain't My Speed RAVENS: Relocation to Alternate Venue Envokes No Sympathy REDSKINS: Really Egotistical Defense and Selfish Know-it-all's Ignite No Scoring SAINTS: Sure Are Incredible Notorious Touchdown Scorers SEAHAWKS: Seattle Equips Another Half-Assed Weathered Klunker Somehow STEELERS: Simply Trying; Each and Every Limp Effort is Revolting to Steel-city TITANS: Team In Turmoil And Needs Saving VIKINGS: Very Inconsistent Klutzes In No Good Suits SloMotion likes this.

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