Does the IRS have a special deduction for those of us in mixed NFL marriages?

I read the full text of Obamacare and it doesn't provide for mental stress caused by NFL mixed marriages, NFL same(sex)division marriages and the dreaded NFL rival marriages?

Personally. I see the potential for natural harmony in a NFC / AFC marriage.

Have the pharmaceutical companies started research on stimulants for the morning after loss pill, post-season withdrawal syndrome or my team perpetually is under .500 condition?

Myself, in a Sunday loveless, NFC marriage, especially since the Packers lost my most favored NFC North status with the release of Woodson and Driver. I have openly solicited nominations for a second favorite NFC team.

And

All, I was released from jail, by da BEAR loving judge to spite the Packernation.



I am a Saint!