Seattle to sign CB

SaintsBro · 11-27-2013, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by SloMotion

Man, was the ink even dry on that signing?

It probably went down like this:

Seattle GM: Okay, Perrish, contract's ready -- just sign on the dotted line, and welcome to the Seattle Seahawks!

* Perrish signs, to a smattering of applause *

Seattle GM: Oh, and uh, one more thing, Perrish, we almost forgot -- just a formality you understand, but we will need you to pee in this cup. The league's substance abuse policy against weed and PED's. Standard for the NFL. No biggie.

Perrish: Uh, what? Uh-oh. I uh....I think I am gonna need to talk to my lawyer. Let me get back to you on that.

* Seattle rips up contract *

ChrisXVI · 11-27-2013, 06:51 PM

They're starting to panic. Not enough guys to cover all these weapons. Two back-up CB's and a practice squad CB aren't going to get the job done.

|Mitch| · 11-27-2013, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by ChrisXVI

Two back-up CB's and a practice squad CB aren't going to get the job done.

A practice squad corner that hasn't been in a regular season game yet, good luck covering Moore...

Schmohams · 11-27-2013, 07:30 PM

Some analysts were talking about how Thurmond could of waited until after the Saints game to take his 4-game suspension, for obvious reasons they would rather have one of their better CB play against the Saints instead of being ready Week 17 against the Rams. But it works in our favor, Brees will have a nice day

11-27-2013, 07:45 PM	#1
SaintsBro Site Donor Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: in line with my ridiculous CLEAR PLASTIC BAG Posts: 3,650 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Seattle to sign CB Originally Posted by SloMotion Man, was the ink even dry on that signing? It probably went down like this: Seattle GM: Okay, Perrish, contract's ready -- just sign on the dotted line, and welcome to the Seattle Seahawks! * Perrish signs, to a smattering of applause * Seattle GM: Oh, and uh, one more thing, Perrish, we almost forgot -- just a formality you understand, but we will need you to pee in this cup. The league's substance abuse policy against weed and PED's. Standard for the NFL. No biggie. Perrish: Uh, what? Uh-oh. I uh....I think I am gonna need to talk to my lawyer. Let me get back to you on that. * Seattle rips up contract * SmashMouth, Beastmode, SloMotion and 1 others like this.

11-27-2013, 06:51 PM	#2
ChrisXVI 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 11,482	Re: Seattle to sign CB They're starting to panic. Not enough guys to cover all these weapons. Two back-up CB's and a practice squad CB aren't going to get the job done. SloMotion likes this.

11-27-2013, 07:24 PM	#3
\|Mitch\| 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alexandria, La Posts: 11,303	Re: Seattle to sign CB Originally Posted by ChrisXVI Two back-up CB's and a practice squad CB aren't going to get the job done. A practice squad corner that hasn't been in a regular season game yet, good luck covering Moore... SloMotion likes this.

11-27-2013, 07:30 PM	#4
Schmohams 500th Post Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 551	Re: Seattle to sign CB Some analysts were talking about how Thurmond could of waited until after the Saints game to take his 4-game suspension, for obvious reasons they would rather have one of their better CB play against the Saints instead of being ready Week 17 against the Rams. But it works in our favor, Brees will have a nice day

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