Cold and snow Monday

Halo · 12-02-2013, 03:01 PM

Wind?
Put Fartley in a typhoon with 100mph winds on an island in the pacific ocean and he's 9-10 from 45 yards or more in practice kicks.

Put Fartley in a controlled temperature, windless environment with perfect artificial grass, babes on the sidelines, and all the adderall he can muster and he shanks every other attempted kick.

These conditions will favor our kicker, and I'm not joking about that.

Danno · 12-02-2013, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Halo

Wind?
Put Fartley in a typhoon with 100mph winds on an island in the pacific ocean and he's 9-10 from 45 yards or more in practice kicks.

Put Fartley in a controlled temperature, windless environment with perfect artificial grass, babes on the sidelines, and all the adderall he can muster and he shanks every other attempted kick.

These conditions will favor our kicker, and I'm not joking about that.

Since its obvious he thrives under pressure maybe we can hire that "kicked in the nuts" dude for our home games.

If he misses... ooof!! Right in his friggin nuts.

12-02-2013, 03:01 PM	#1
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,894 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Cold and snow Monday Wind? Put Fartley in a typhoon with 100mph winds on an island in the pacific ocean and he's 9-10 from 45 yards or more in practice kicks. Put Fartley in a controlled temperature, windless environment with perfect artificial grass, babes on the sidelines, and all the adderall he can muster and he shanks every other attempted kick. These conditions will favor our kicker, and I'm not joking about that. saintfan, Danno and arsaint like this.

12-02-2013, 03:24 PM	#2
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,757	Re: Cold and snow Monday Originally Posted by Halo Wind? Put Fartley in a typhoon with 100mph winds on an island in the pacific ocean and he's 9-10 from 45 yards or more in practice kicks. Put Fartley in a controlled temperature, windless environment with perfect artificial grass, babes on the sidelines, and all the adderall he can muster and he shanks every other attempted kick. These conditions will favor our kicker, and I'm not joking about that. Since its obvious he thrives under pressure maybe we can hire that "kicked in the nuts" dude for our home games. If he misses... ooof!! Right in his friggin nuts. Halo likes this.

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