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Payton: Hey Brett, it's me, Payton. We're on our way to Seattle this week. You got any tips or ideas on how to beat this loud crowd noise? Any suggestions?

Favre: Yeah, Sean, I'll tell you what, bro -- the earplugs we had, really worked, they were really swell. Let me get the name of the guy who made them for us. I've got his business card, somewhere in my desk drawer in the cabin, out back of my ranch here in Mississippi. I'll get his number and ring you right back."

Payton: "OK, great." Hangs up.

Favre picks up phone again and dials Joe Earplugs: "Hi, Joe Earplugs, it's me,, Brett Favre from the Vikings. Remember when you sold us them earplugs? Listen, Joe, I've got a client, a big order for you in pipeline, he's a big time NFL coach, if you play this right, he is gonna order twenty or thirty pair of those earplugs from you, he's desperate. Get a load of this Joe - this bastard put a bounty on me, now he's gotta go to Seattle to play, and he's asking ME, what to do about the noise, can you believe that? Now I want to send him to you, Joe, I want to give you his name, but you'll have to cut me a slice. I want 15% off the top. No, make that 18%. And charge him as much as you can. "

Joe Earplugs: "Yeah, Brett, sure. Send him to us. You got it. You get 18% of all earplug sales, like a commission. We get the order, and I'll cut you a check this week. Tell him to give me a call."

Joe hangs up.

Brett: "Hey Sean, it's me again.I've got his number, his name is Joe Earplugs. Make sure you tell him that Brett sent you, he's gonna give you a special rate, because I did this special deal just for you. They are expensive but you are gonna LOVE these earplugs, my man."

Sean: "Sure thing, Brett."