Best satire i've seen on today's game

RockyMountainSaint · 11-08-2004, 01:22 AM

I copied this from another board. Think it was so funny it should be shared.

The question was:

"Were there any post-game news conferences?"

The reply:

"They tried to but the Saints kept fumbling and missing the interviews and Haslett didn't know what to call, although he thought that the effort to interview was good".
:xxrotflmao:

RockyMountainSaint · 11-08-2004, 01:24 AM

My joke:

They asked Aaron what he thought but he just threw it back to Deuce.

mutineer10 · 11-08-2004, 01:29 AM

Huh?

Dante Stallworth didn\'t catch the question...

WhoDat · 11-08-2004, 09:35 AM

Michael Lewis did field a question but quickly made his way to the side of the stage.

Danno · 11-08-2004, 01:01 PM

Brooks showed up at the wrong conference.
McAllister was slow getting there, missed it.
Horn took a wrong turn on the way there, missed it.
No one told Donte where to go, missed it
Boo couldn\'t figure out how to open the door, missed it.
Riley left early, and missed it.
Gandy stated he was going to HOLD all interviews.
Holland and Jacox were swamped, missed it.

None of our defense showed up because coach told them they were going to have to TACKLE some tough questions and coach wanted them to COVER any and all topics raised by reporters. They all decided it was in their best interest to AVOID CONTACT with the reporters.

BlackandBlue · 11-08-2004, 01:31 PM

The media was unaware that Victor Riley was there to field questions, due to him being on his back behind the podium.

[Edited on 8/11/2004 by BlackandBlue]

shadowdrinker_x · 11-08-2004, 01:39 PM

venturi couldn\'t formulate a scheme to make his thoughts translate into words ..

[Edited on 8/11/2004 by shadowdrinker_x]

11-08-2004, 01:22 AM	#1
RockyMountainSaint Mmm That Smell! Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Metairie Terrace Posts: 3,073	Best satire i've seen on today's game I copied this from another board. Think it was so funny it should be shared. The question was: "Were there any post-game news conferences?" The reply: "They tried to but the Saints kept fumbling and missing the interviews and Haslett didn't know what to call, although he thought that the effort to interview was good". :xxrotflmao:

11-08-2004, 01:24 AM	#2
RockyMountainSaint Mmm That Smell! Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Metairie Terrace Posts: 3,073	Best satire i've seen on today's game My joke: They asked Aaron what he thought but he just threw it back to Deuce.

11-08-2004, 01:29 AM	#3
mutineer10 Site Donor Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts: 1,739	Best satire i've seen on today's game Huh? Dante Stallworth didn\'t catch the question...

11-08-2004, 09:35 AM	#4
WhoDat 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,631	Best satire i've seen on today's game Michael Lewis did field a question but quickly made his way to the side of the stage.
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11-08-2004, 01:01 PM	#5
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Best satire i've seen on today's game Brooks showed up at the wrong conference. McAllister was slow getting there, missed it. Horn took a wrong turn on the way there, missed it. No one told Donte where to go, missed it Boo couldn\'t figure out how to open the door, missed it. Riley left early, and missed it. Gandy stated he was going to HOLD all interviews. Holland and Jacox were swamped, missed it. None of our defense showed up because coach told them they were going to have to TACKLE some tough questions and coach wanted them to COVER any and all topics raised by reporters. They all decided it was in their best interest to AVOID CONTACT with the reporters.

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11-08-2004, 01:31 PM	#6
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	Best satire i've seen on today's game The media was unaware that Victor Riley was there to field questions, due to him being on his back behind the podium. [Edited on 8/11/2004 by BlackandBlue]

11-08-2004, 01:39 PM	#7
shadowdrinker_x Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 218	Best satire i've seen on today's game venturi couldn\'t formulate a scheme to make his thoughts translate into words .. [Edited on 8/11/2004 by shadowdrinker_x]