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Re: NFL Rumors: Brees to be traded for #1 pick

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Originally Posted by TheOak (Post 578742)

Not sure how many more examples you might need but my sister had stones a few months before giving birth, she said she will take child birth any day.

Having spent a good bit of time in the emergency room growing up... broken bones, stitches, surgeries, etc. I was in Africa with nothing stronger than moatrin the first time I had them .... Never have I had intense pain that made me vomit like that.

My mother is a nurse, when a grown man on Morphine balls up I to the fetal and cries..... It's real.

That said, I know most of the tricks.

Hot water, hydro's, & Oxy's, help a lot

I ran in 4 marathons until 2006 when a stone reared it's ugly head and blocked the passage to my bladder. I suffered for 6 weeks with that stone until my kidney was about to shut down. Just as my doctor was finally recommending surgical options to save my kidney, it finally broke up and released.

The doctor had my stones analyzed after they passed and luckily found a remedy. Passing stones still recurred for years until 2011 when through additional diet changes ordered by my doctor I have been able to finally be kidney stone free for 2 plus years (fingers crossed).

The pain is excruciating and eclipses anything (sorry ladies, I know we live in feminist times but childbirth does not last two to six weeks straight).

PM me Oak and I can give you some advice on what worked for me.

Re: NFL Rumors: Brees to be traded for #1 pick

I'm gonna post this to my facebook and see who I can get to bite.

Re: NFL Rumors: Brees to be traded for #1 pick

I work with a guy who's making a necklace out all of his. Yeah, he's a little off....

Maybe I should rename this thread, "Whose got the stones?"

It'd be wrong just to name it, "Stoned"...

Re: NFL Rumors: Brees to be traded for #1 pick

Diladin (I really cant spell) and Valium will ease the pain, good luck, I get around 3 stones a year. Drinking anything with real lemon helps put a coating around the stone and will pass a little easier but doesnt help much if it gets 6mm or more. Biggest I've had was 8mm and thought I was going to die, fetal posistion and all.

Re: NFL Rumors: Brees to be traded for #1 pick

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Originally Posted by halloween 65 (Post 578767)

Diladin (I really cant spell) and Valium will ease the pain, good luck, I get around 3 stones a year. Drinking anything with real lemon helps put a coating around the stone and will pass a little easier but doesn't help much if it gets 6mm or more. Biggest I've had was 8mm and thought I was going to die, fetal position and all.

Depends on if your stones are calcium stones. There are 3 types of kidney stones, calcium, struvite crystals (magnesium ammonium phosphate), and uric acid. Calcium based stones are the most common. They can be dissolved with "lemon" or citric acid. If you have uric acid formations then your condition is genetic and I don't think they're is much they can do. Struvite stones can also be managed, but I don't have them so I don't know.

Any lemon citric acid will dissolve calcium stones. I get that cheap, nasty green lemon juice concentrate from the grocery store and put it in filtered water about once a week and down it. If I have stones then I put a half glass of that in an 8oz cup with half water and pinch my nose and down it. If I have stones at the time I'll do that 3 times a day. You can literally dissolve them in a few days.

Anyway, chances of Brees being traded are about as good as my fixed, womb-less, female dog getting pregnant! :jkool:

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Kidney stones ey..? Ooffseason is really slow (and you guys are really old :-D) .

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Two number 1s maybe?

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Your news makes more sense and is more plausible than the other drivel.