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Speaking of lawyers...

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
city's most successful lawyer.

So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even
though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a
penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community
through the United Way?'

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show
you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness, and she has huge
medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh... No, I didn't know that.'

'Secondly,' says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled
Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his
wife and six children?

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off
again.

'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a
dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities
requiring an array of private tutors?'

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry. I had
no idea.'

And the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you
think I'd give any to you?'

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."

SapperSaint

Too bad. Was rooting for Golic.


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Jack Vegas

Oh no, Golic Sr. might talk down about the Saints now. Oh wait...

ScottF

If it wasn't for the last name, this of course would not be a story. Cut in early June from the 90 man roster means time for plan B.

|Mitch|

If Golic Jr. and Spencer Hadley were our plan A, we're in for a world of hurt...

ScottF

I meant plan B for them, but you are right.

QBREES9

Oh Boy, I was hope he had a shot. Two Ct, boys on the would have been cool.