top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team
 

and now for something completely different

Sarc/

1) your coach sends the team to West Virginia so he can date the prom queen after lights out

2) your safeties line up 30 yards off the line of scrimmage, even when your opponent is on your ten yard line

3)your made for TV quarterback spends more time learning lines than working behind one

4)you had the softest hitting defense, softer than Bounty, so soft it was the quicker picker upper

5) you play phenominal below sea level
You get a bad case of the Benz anywhere else

6) the Rams look all world whenever they are on your schedule

7) your defensive coordinator has to switch bars every week to avoid the huge post game "buy everybody a round" bar tabs

8) that All Pro retired safety is no longer a Patriot or a Saint, please don't let him buy you a fizzy drink girls

9) your worst horror film is Sleepless in Seattle

10) your tight end thinks he's a wide receiver and thinks the goal post in Atlanta is a teeter totter

11) David Copperfield still has your d front 4 from last year in suspended animation

12) 2-3


/sarc

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lmao. love the john clesee bit tooo

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13) your team is featured on the Ben Gay box right behind Bret Farve

14) Roger Goodell has a security guard anytime he visits

15) you didn't pay the light bill the last Super Bowl

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16) Your first-round draft pick is on pace to have 100 catches, but only 800 yards

17) Kenny Stills' hair

18) That time when Corey White sat next to Akiem Hicks and the people behind them from who traveled down to the game from north La. saw "White Hicks" on the bench and thought they were taunting them.

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19) your coach was a scab for the Bears, a team where almost anyone can play QB

20)4th and 1, let's make em jump then call time out, oops no time outs

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21) your starting wide receiver has 248 yards after 5 games
22) 4th and 2 and two scores down, your coach calls a double reverse ( or somethin' like that )
23) We made the Cleveland Browns look like stars
24) If you are sh*t-faced most of the time, the Saints are the team for you

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25) your gutsiest call was 5 years ago and just after halftime

26) your wide receiver thinks it's better to throw a forward pass then run out of bounds with 3 seconds left in a do or die playoff game

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27) The fans are all better play callers than your record setting Super Bowl winnig HC.

28) Your future HoF QB gets flame broiled every time you lose a game.

29) Your UFDAs are better than your 1st round draft picks.

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Chuckle? I don't know sounds like a dose of reality to me.

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30. Your front office over pays for long past performance.

31. Your draft looks like the back of a milk carton.

32. It takes 47 years to have a winning overall record at home.

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33. Trading up in 1st round is a sign of hunting for disaster, usually found.

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keep em coming

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34) You currently run one of the most prolific yet predictable offenses in the league.

35) Your defense walks into the season with swagger bigger than Manning's forehead, yet is bottom half.

36) You end your seasons in extremley embarrassing fashion.

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37) The film room features follies and cartoons
38) The play book features follies and cartoons

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39) Your weakness has been Linebackers for over a decade, yet you avoid them like Ebola.

40) You have needs at numerous positions, yet you burn two draft picks on a Punter in a 4 pick draft.

41) You acquire nothing but high character players for over a decade, yet your team's coach and GM get suspended for their players actions.

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42...

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43. Your fans prefer paper to plastic.

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44) your season ticket holders get to test drive a Mercedes 8 times a year
45) you have a flower as your get tough emblem
46) your Manning is the only one to never win a playoff game let alone a Super Bowl
47) your stadium had a hole in it for a year
48). You cant play a game without some clueless announcer taking about Katrina as if the city was still under water
49) bread pudding and creme brulee are part of the training regime diet

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I've been chuckling through this whole thread (if I may interject, :)), but #'s 45/46 kind of made me chuckle most ... being somewhat familiar with Saints history & the fluer di lys and all, ;). #49 gets honorable mention because I am a 'foodie' and nobody cooks like NOLA, :) ... wish I could come up with a #50!

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50) when underwater you did the San Antonio shuffle and lost at the Alamo

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51) since 2010, Patrick Robinson has the most interceptions on the team.

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52. Your use of a draft pick on a punter is one of your best moves ever on draft day.