Audiotom

and now for something completely different

Sarc/

1) your coach sends the team to West Virginia so he can date the prom queen after lights out

2) your safeties line up 30 yards off the line of scrimmage, even when your opponent is on your ten yard line

3)your made for TV quarterback spends more time learning lines than working behind one

4)you had the softest hitting defense, softer than Bounty, so soft it was the quicker picker upper

5) you play phenominal below sea level
You get a bad case of the Benz anywhere else

6) the Rams look all world whenever they are on your schedule

7) your defensive coordinator has to switch bars every week to avoid the huge post game "buy everybody a round" bar tabs

8) that All Pro retired safety is no longer a Patriot or a Saint, please don't let him buy you a fizzy drink girls

9) your worst horror film is Sleepless in Seattle

10) your tight end thinks he's a wide receiver and thinks the goal post in Atlanta is a teeter totter

11) David Copperfield still has your d front 4 from last year in suspended animation

12) 2-3


/sarc

hagan714

lmao. love the john clesee bit tooo

Audiotom

13) your team is featured on the Ben Gay box right behind Bret Farve

14) Roger Goodell has a security guard anytime he visits

15) you didn't pay the light bill the last Super Bowl

Jack Vegas

16) Your first-round draft pick is on pace to have 100 catches, but only 800 yards

17) Kenny Stills' hair

18) That time when Corey White sat next to Akiem Hicks and the people behind them from who traveled down to the game from north La. saw "White Hicks" on the bench and thought they were taunting them.

Audiotom

19) your coach was a scab for the Bears, a team where almost anyone can play QB

20)4th and 1, let's make em jump then call time out, oops no time outs

WHODATINCA

21) your starting wide receiver has 248 yards after 5 games
22) 4th and 2 and two scores down, your coach calls a double reverse ( or somethin' like that )
23) We made the Cleveland Browns look like stars
24) If you are sh*t-faced most of the time, the Saints are the team for you

Audiotom

25) your gutsiest call was 5 years ago and just after halftime

26) your wide receiver thinks it's better to throw a forward pass then run out of bounds with 3 seconds left in a do or die playoff game

Boutte

27) The fans are all better play callers than your record setting Super Bowl winnig HC.

28) Your future HoF QB gets flame broiled every time you lose a game.

29) Your UFDAs are better than your 1st round draft picks.

RailBoss

Chuckle? I don't know sounds like a dose of reality to me.

SloMotion