Audiotom

and now for something completely different

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1) your coach sends the team to West Virginia so he can date the prom queen after lights out

2) your safeties line up 30 yards off the line of scrimmage, even when your opponent is on your ten yard line

3)your made for TV quarterback spends more time learning lines than working behind one

4)you had the softest hitting defense, softer than Bounty, so soft it was the quicker picker upper

5) you play phenominal below sea level
You get a bad case of the Benz anywhere else

6) the Rams look all world whenever they are on your schedule

7) your defensive coordinator has to switch bars every week to avoid the huge post game "buy everybody a round" bar tabs

8) that All Pro retired safety is no longer a Patriot or a Saint, please don't let him buy you a fizzy drink girls

9) your worst horror film is Sleepless in Seattle

10) your tight end thinks he's a wide receiver and thinks the goal post in Atlanta is a teeter totter

11) David Copperfield still has your d front 4 from last year in suspended animation

12) 2-3


/sarc