neugey

The NFL has had a long-standing preoccupation with penalties, stoppages and TV timeouts. The killer is the double-up of commercial breaks after a score, and after the successive kickoff. It's almost like you have to be doing something else - surfing the net, being completely drunk, whatever - to make it through an NFL game. But it's all for a good cause, poor Goodell needs to payoff all of his lawyer buddies for Deflategate.

SloMotion

That's a good point, I'm frequently on my laptop, channel surfing or maoing down on something to get through games ... never use to be like that, .

skymike

I just got an email asking me to take a survey about my fan experience at the New Orleans Saints game. But they're asking the wrong questions.

They're all worried about:

-- Do we have enough technology to make you happy?
-- is there enough pixels on the big screen?
-- Does the wi-fi give you enough whatevers wi-fis give you?
-- Are the short attention span features on the big screens entertaining enough?
-- Do we give you enough healthy choices, tofu & sprouts and (Im not making this up gluten free alternatives to eat. GLUTEN FREE JACK JACK JACK JACK... I cannot make this up. Im at a Saints game. they're worried about Gluten. We didnt even have gluten when I was a kid, and we certainly werent scared of it. The Chinese have already conquered us.

Whats next? A playland for kids who cant get into the game? Special safety helmets & orange vests for people in the Terrace?

I JUST WANT TO PUKE. And its not from Saturday night's Hurricane.

Anyway, anywhere I had a comment box to fill in, I tried to drive home the point that I could give a sh** less about wi-fi, pixels, amenities, gluten, and anything that football didnt have in 1975.

FOOTBALL SELLS FOOTBALL. I appreciate the air conditioning and roof, but honestly, if we could sit in aluminum bleachers at Tulane Stadium, that would be fine with me. I dont need amenities. I dont need special entertainment. I dont need pixels or wifi. I will chug a bottle of gluten, and do 50 pushups, and live.

I also kept filling in, "TURN DOWN THE SPEAKERS."

They could throw the speakers into some River Parish Disposal trucks, and I could bring a transistor and listen to Jim Henderson. Too many ads. Too much hype... Too much crap. And how many more games are we gonna lose, before our players are so embarrassed to run out into that smoke & fire darken the room extravaganza pre-game, that they dont want to come out of the tunnel? Its Saints & Tampa, people. Worst 2 teams in football.
Just tell us who won the toss and lets play football.

ITS INTERESTING THAT the 2 stadiums people most want to watch a football and a baseball game are:
1. Lambeau
2. Wrigley

The 2 oldest stadiums in sports, and the 2 stadiums with the least "amenities." Do we see a pattern?

FOOTBALL SELLS FOOTBALL. Here's what I need for my fan experience:
-- Grass or artificial grass field.
-- a Football game with Saints and an opponent.
-- a place to sit / and sometimes stand.
-- beer
-- hot dog or (optional) jambalaya
-- a place to pee legally.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAP AND NEEDS TO GO.

Except, if you wish to enhance my fan experience.
-- Saintsations
-- A College Band, like LSU, Southern, Grambling, etc.
-- A roving Jazz band, and a bunch of goofballs with umbrellas.

exile

I'm really tired of draftqueens/Fanduellls commercials. Enough already. I'm not paying for online gambling.

neugey

The advertising budget of these fantasy gambling sites is just off the charts! I couldn't even watch a college game without seeing one nearly every commercial break. I was hoping that at least the NCAA wanted to keep clear of the gambling stank, but no.