exile

I was going to post a cool scam picture but I have to be honest. I quit caring. Not because I don't hate the Saints losing but because I am about to be a rich man.

You see I was getting dressed for work one day, much like every day of every week. Do my teeth, bite to eat then I'm rollin'.

But then I checked my email. Apparently this young girl in Nigeria just lost her father. Sad, I know. But he was a very wealthy man like many in Nigeria. And if she doesn't move the money out of that country the government will take it. Oh, and she's hot.

So I agreed to help her for free. But then she says I can have $2 million of the $10million US dollars!!!! I just have to send $8million back to a Swiss account after I receive the $10million. I guess they don't have Internet connectivity to Sweden in Nigeria or else she would just do it and I would miss out on the $2million. Also, she's hot.

Long story short. I just sent the $25k to secure the transaction to her lawyer. Seems like a trustworthy guy and types the same way as her. Must be a small town there. Pictures looks awesome though.

So long story short again. Once the transaction is secured I am expecting $10million big ones!!! I may only keep $1.5million because she's hot and all. But either way it sure takes the sting out of the Saints losing.

As for your scams. I would never fall for them.

- #NotForGovernentEyes

One thing I learned from drinking. You should always go Christmas caroling with a group. Oh, and always in mid-December.