foreverfan

Ok... the season sucks and there are a few of us left hanging around....

Post your scam pictures to honor what's left of the season...




THAT'S HER ELBOWS. YOU ARE SICK.

neugey

We wanted Batman and got -

foreverfan

foreverfan

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UK_WhoDat

UK_WhoDat

SmashMouth

exile

I was going to post a cool scam picture but I have to be honest. I quit caring. Not because I don't hate the Saints losing but because I am about to be a rich man.

You see I was getting dressed for work one day, much like every day of every week. Do my teeth, bite to eat then I'm rollin'.

But then I checked my email. Apparently this young girl in Nigeria just lost her father. Sad, I know. But he was a very wealthy man like many in Nigeria. And if she doesn't move the money out of that country the government will take it. Oh, and she's hot.

So I agreed to help her for free. But then she says I can have $2 million of the $10million US dollars!!!! I just have to send $8million back to a Swiss account after I receive the $10million. I guess they don't have Internet connectivity to Sweden in Nigeria or else she would just do it and I would miss out on the $2million. Also, she's hot.

Long story short. I just sent the $25k to secure the transaction to her lawyer. Seems like a trustworthy guy and types the same way as her. Must be a small town there. Pictures looks awesome though.

So long story short again. Once the transaction is secured I am expecting $10million big ones!!! I may only keep $1.5million because she's hot and all. But either way it sure takes the sting out of the Saints losing.

As for your scams. I would never fall for them.

- #NotForGovernentEyes

One thing I learned from drinking. You should always go Christmas caroling with a group. Oh, and always in mid-December.

RailBoss

LOL ! that's pretty damn funny!

arsaint

You guys aren't gonna believe this - like exile, I'M RICH TOO!!!!


FROM THE UNITED NATIONS POLICE (UNPOL)
REGARDING RECOVERY OF YOUR LOST MONEY.







Attn:




We hereby inform you that the Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders have come together to stop scam/internet fraud in Nigeria and all round Africa. We have recovered over US$2.6 Billion United State Dollars from the people we have behind bars.




Listed below are the name of frausters and banks behind the non release of your funds.




1) Sanusi Lamido
2) Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
2) Micheal Edward
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr Godwin Emefiele
4) Mrs. Sherry Williams
5) Robert S. Mueller, III
6) Barrister David Scott
7) Mr. James B. Comey Jr
8) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Dan Rochas (I.M.F)
11) Mrs. Tanner Williams
12) Mr Wilson Norman
13) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
14) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
15) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
16) Mrs. Jennifer Saldana
17) Mr Jim Ovia: Zenith Bank Plc In Nigeria




Our duty is to make sure we stop internet scam and money laundering. As for today we have put a lot of fraudsters in jail. We go all over Africa to pick this internet rats,We have over 8,273 of them in our jail around Africa and we are still looking for more. We are aware that a lot of foreigners out there have been deceived and lost their hard earn money to these fraudsters after promising them percentages in their letters/e-mails for their impending help to move funds out Africa including fake lottery winning notification and at the end of the day, they will collect thousands of dollars from you without a successful end. It was agreed that to retain the good image of our country and the rest of African countries, all the victims who lost his/her hard earn money to these faceless thieves will be compensated with just US$5,000,000,00 (Five Million United State Dollars).




This we assume will help you to start a new life. Please, we apologies that you take our offer as little as it is due to the fact that (victims) in our pay list are too numerous. We en-back on this pay back from the money we recovered from these fraudsters, So you are advise to contact Mr. Greg Morrison and let him know if you are still interested to get your Master Card to you today as he have been waiting to hear from you to help him complete this delivery to you. contact him with your personal information below for the release of your Master Card worth US$5,000,000,00.



NOTE: You are advised to furnish Mr. Greg Morrison With $350 and also your correct and valid details. Also be informed that the amount to be paid to you is $5,000,000.00 (Five Million United State Dollars). We expect your urgent response to this E-mail to enable us monitor this payment effectively thereby making contact with Mr. Greg Morrison. As directed to avoid further delay.





Provide your details below and forward it to Mr. Greg Morrison for the release of your Master Card.





FLL NAME.......
PHONE NUMBER.....
COUNTRY....
STATE.......
SEX.............
OCCUPATION........
AGE......





Contact Name: Mr. Greg Morrison
Contact Email Address: mmr.greg@yahoo.com.hk






Thanks and remain Bless
Mr. Michael J. Burn.
Supervising Manager