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Saints 2015 Season is a Scam....

Ok... the season sucks and there are a few of us left hanging around.... :doh:

Post your scam pictures to honor what's left of the season...

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THAT'S HER ELBOWS. YOU ARE SICK.

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I was going to post a cool scam picture but I have to be honest. I quit caring. Not because I don't hate the Saints losing but because I am about to be a rich man.

You see I was getting dressed for work one day, much like every day of every week. Do my teeth, bite to eat then I'm rollin'.

But then I checked my email. Apparently this young girl in Nigeria just lost her father. Sad, I know. But he was a very wealthy man like many in Nigeria. And if she doesn't move the money out of that country the government will take it. Oh, and she's hot.

So I agreed to help her for free. But then she says I can have $2 million of the $10million US dollars!!!! I just have to send $8million back to a Swiss account after I receive the $10million. I guess they don't have Internet connectivity to Sweden in Nigeria or else she would just do it and I would miss out on the $2million. Also, she's hot.

Long story short. I just sent the $25k to secure the transaction to her lawyer. Seems like a trustworthy guy and types the same way as her. Must be a small town there. Pictures looks awesome though.

So long story short again. Once the transaction is secured I am expecting $10million big ones!!! I may only keep $1.5million because she's hot and all. But either way it sure takes the sting out of the Saints losing.

As for your scams. I would never fall for them.

- #NotForGovernentEyes

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LOL ! that's pretty damn funny!

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You guys aren't gonna believe this - like exile, I'M RICH TOO!!!!

FROM THE UNITED NATIONS POLICE (UNPOL)
REGARDING RECOVERY OF YOUR LOST MONEY.

Attn:

We hereby inform you that the Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders have come together to stop scam/internet fraud in Nigeria and all round Africa. We have recovered over US$2.6 Billion United State Dollars from the people we have behind bars.

Listed below are the name of frausters and banks behind the non release of your funds.

1) Sanusi Lamido
2) Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
2) Micheal Edward
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr Godwin Emefiele
4) Mrs. Sherry Williams
5) Robert S. Mueller, III
6) Barrister David Scott
7) Mr. James B. Comey Jr
8) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Dan Rochas (I.M.F)
11) Mrs. Tanner Williams
12) Mr Wilson Norman
13) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
14) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
15) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
16) Mrs. Jennifer Saldana
17) Mr Jim Ovia: Zenith Bank Plc In Nigeria

Our duty is to make sure we stop internet scam and money laundering. As for today we have put a lot of fraudsters in jail. We go all over Africa to pick this internet rats,We have over 8,273 of them in our jail around Africa and we are still looking for more. We are aware that a lot of foreigners out there have been deceived and lost their hard earn money to these fraudsters after promising them percentages in their letters/e-mails for their impending help to move funds out Africa including fake lottery winning notification and at the end of the day, they will collect thousands of dollars from you without a successful end. It was agreed that to retain the good image of our country and the rest of African countries, all the victims who lost his/her hard earn money to these faceless thieves will be compensated with just US$5,000,000,00 (Five Million United State Dollars).

This we assume will help you to start a new life. Please, we apologies that you take our offer as little as it is due to the fact that (victims) in our pay list are too numerous. We en-back on this pay back from the money we recovered from these fraudsters, So you are advise to contact Mr. Greg Morrison and let him know if you are still interested to get your Master Card to you today as he have been waiting to hear from you to help him complete this delivery to you. contact him with your personal information below for the release of your Master Card worth US$5,000,000,00.

NOTE: You are advised to furnish Mr. Greg Morrison With $350 and also your correct and valid details. Also be informed that the amount to be paid to you is $5,000,000.00 (Five Million United State Dollars). We expect your urgent response to this E-mail to enable us monitor this payment effectively thereby making contact with Mr. Greg Morrison. As directed to avoid further delay.

Provide your details below and forward it to Mr. Greg Morrison for the release of your Master Card.

FLL NAME.......
PHONE NUMBER.....
COUNTRY....
STATE.......
SEX.............
OCCUPATION........
AGE......

Contact Name: Mr. Greg Morrison
Contact Email Address: mmr.greg@yahoo.com.hk

Thanks and remain Bless
Mr. Michael J. Burn.
Supervising Manager

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Meh, those Nigerian emails are just scams. Working from home is where the real money is at, :lol:.

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Originally Posted by exile (Post 683479)

That is exactly like buying season tickets.

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Did the season start all ready?

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Exile, it's been awhile since my last post because i haven't had the words to describe my disgust with this team. So, i just keep my mouth/keyboard shut. My friend, you have brought me out of hiding with this one. I read it to my co-workers (a Cowgirl fan, and a 4rty-whiner), and we were all in tears. Thank you!

I will now continue my silence on this board. That is all!

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Originally Posted by SloMotion (Post 683487)

Meh, those Nigerian emails are just scams. Working from home is where the real money is at, :lol:.

http://www.jaguda.com/wp-content/upl.../07/scam-4.gif

To be fair, I can see how a good looking gal like that one can make $260 a night, easily.

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Originally Posted by Tobias-Reiper (Post 683520)

To be fair, I can see how a good looking gal like that one can make $260 a night, easily.

Damn.. Some of you people are just as sick as Smashmouth.

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As I always tell people you don't want to meet the Who Dats on this forum in person. Just thank the Lord there is a computer screen between
you and all of us. lol

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Climate warming??? Preposterous!!! Drill baby Drill!!!

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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 683578)

Damn.. Some of you people are just as sick as Smashmouth.

hey speak for yourself

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Originally Posted by RailBoss (Post 683592)

As I always tell people you don't want to meet the Who Dats on this forum in person. Just thank the Lord there is a computer screen between you and all of us. lol

I've met Smashmouth... How do you think he got that name Smashmouth... :) :doh:

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Well my plan didn't work out. I think the Nigerian government caught on to them.

Oh well, instead I am going to start 3 kickstarter projects. Invest if you can.

1. Who needs bunny slippers. How about chicken slippers with egg pouches? The eggs can be released by clicking your heels. Invest for certain.

2. What are the two worst parts about running a generator? Yeah, diesel and hooking up to the house. How is this then? A wireless generator to the house that runs by plugging it in to a socket. No fuel needed. Brilliant! Invest today!

3. My most aggressive project. I am working on getting a manned rocket to the Sun. People laugh at this idea but I have a secret way to do it. Land the rocket on the Sun at NIGHTTIME!

Let me know if you want to invest and I will send you the Kickstarter links.

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LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT....

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 683478)

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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 683578)

Damn.. Some of you people are just as sick as Smashmouth.

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Originally Posted by RaginCajun83 (Post 683616)

hey speak for yourself

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 683639)

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GUINEA? I'd hit it.... :bart: You can scratch the bear. :doh:
Now... stick to the lies... I mean scams.

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This thread has bottomed out, Big Time!

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Originally Posted by RailBoss (Post 683680)

This thread has bottomed out, Big Time!

It takes special skills and balls to keep threads like this rolling...

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I bet you 10 bucks I can tell you where you got your shoes at

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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 683453)

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