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jlouhill 12-07-2015 09:24 PM

Let's have some fun...
 
Ok, there are some quick witted people on here so why not have some fun at Browner's expense with your best Jeff Foxworthy impressions:

When you see an entire officiating crew soaking their arms in ice after a game...they may have just officiated a Saints game.

frydaddy 12-07-2015 09:33 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
When your production can be matched by a roll of wet paper towels... you might be Brandon Browner.

Seer1 12-07-2015 09:43 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If yellow's your favorite color... you might be Brandon Browner.

Barry from MS 12-07-2015 09:45 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If the number you wear matches how many personal fouls, holding calls, and PIs you manage to get in a season...you might be Brandon Browner.

dam1953 12-07-2015 09:59 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you can't cover your grandmother, when she's recovering from hip replacement surgery....you might be Brandon Browner.

neugey 12-07-2015 10:15 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you're watching football and there's a 12 vs 10 power play, it might be Saints vs Panthers.

neugey 12-07-2015 10:18 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dam1953 (Post 684634)
If you can't cover your grandmother, when she's recovering from hip replacement surgery....you might be Brandon Browner.

Coincidentally, my grandma fell and broke her hip over Thanksgiving. Hopefully she will be back to her old self and able to crossover Browner in no time!

The Dude 12-07-2015 11:34 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you try to roofie some chick at the bar but get irrested immedietly because she was really an obviously uniformed cop you might be Browner

WhoDat!656 12-08-2015 04:17 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you voted for Obama, you might be Broderick Browner!

SloMotion 12-08-2015 06:18 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
:roflmao:

Crusader 12-08-2015 06:47 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If there is a line forming of people waiting to punch you in the face...you just might be Brandon Browner.


CharityMike 12-08-2015 06:48 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
GREAT THREAD!!

CharityMike 12-08-2015 06:52 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jlouhill (Post 684628)
Ok, there are some quick witted people on here so why not have some fun at Browner's expense with your best Jeff Foxworthy impressions:

When you see an entire officiating crew soaking their arms in ice after a game...they may have just officiated a Saints game.

To pony off this one:

If you see the officiating crew warming up there arms with the players during warm ups, you know they are about to officiate a Saints game.

Mardigras9 12-08-2015 07:21 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If it's third down and you absolutely need a penalty to extend your drive, you just locate Brandon Browner.

skymike 12-08-2015 08:04 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Brandon Browner, aka Garbage Man, just drew another flag,
and its tuesday.

Penalty declined, as his WR burned him for a TD.

SloMotion 12-08-2015 08:29 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you can correctly identify every wide receiver (and a few tight ends, running backs, ineligible receivers, et ...) in the league jersey's number and correctly spell their last name ... you just might be Brandon Browner, :neutral:.

burningmetal 12-08-2015 09:08 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you see #39 in a Saints uniform making a good play, you might be on mushrooms.

If you can't keep up with your own shadow... You might be Brandon Browner.

Beastmode 12-08-2015 09:29 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you think mimicking Forest Whitaker's lazy eye on the field could improve your coverage ability you might be Browner.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20081008065832

RaginCajun83 12-08-2015 09:44 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
http://smallwinsinnovation.com/wp-co...nt-Toast-2.jpg

if this is your driver's license picture, you might be Brandon Browner

foreverfan 12-08-2015 09:45 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN POSSIBLE EXPLAIN IT. ;)

If you are still starting because you have incriminating :censored: pictures of Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis :bugeyes:
you might be Brandon Browner.

https://gatorjbone.files.wordpress.c...king-photo.jpg

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life...cat-dog_sm.jpg

K Major 12-08-2015 10:50 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crusader (Post 684664)
If there is a line forming of people waiting to punch you in the face...you just might be Brandon Browner.

Airplane panic attack - YouTube

Still a classic!

arsaint 12-08-2015 11:05 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you play SO HORRIBLE that Shannon Sharpe starts making witty, intelligent observations....

You MUST be Brandon Brown-er/out

Mr.Riaton 12-08-2015 12:32 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you realize you absolutely do not belong in this league-you might be Brandon Browner

Mr.Riaton 12-08-2015 12:34 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you thank your coaches every day because you know there's no way in hell you should be starting,let alone playing- you might be Brandon Browner

Beastmode 12-08-2015 12:38 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you get very defensive about not being very defensive you might be Brandon Browner.

jlouhill 12-08-2015 12:43 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
These are great guys, keep 'em coming. This is funny.

arsaint 12-08-2015 12:53 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you most aggressive play comes against reporters in the locker room, you might be Brandon Browner.

foreverfan 12-08-2015 01:13 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by arsaint (Post 684711)
If you play SO HORRIBLE that Shannon Sharpe starts making witty, intelligent observations....

You MUST be Brandon Brown-er/out

http://tateesq.com/wp-content/upload...rpe-crying.gif

foreverfan 12-08-2015 01:24 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If gives you a wet dream, you might be Brandon Browner.... Screw that... you are Brandon Browner!

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/b...in-850x560.jpg

foreverfan 12-08-2015 01:41 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
FUNNY UNRELATED TO BROWNER.


Rugby Saint II 12-08-2015 03:39 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you are worse than Jason David you might be Brandon Browner.

The Dude 12-08-2015 03:59 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Brandon Browner couldn't catch the clap at a Mexican donkey show

Beastmode 12-08-2015 05:31 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If it's not Veterans Day and you see a lot of flags...I mean a lot....you might be Brandon Browner

neugey 12-08-2015 05:32 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Let's get into the Holiday spirit boys and girls, with the Twelve Days of Browner!!!

On the 12th Game of the Season Brandon Browner Gave to Me ...

12 Blown Assignments
11 Lineman cheapshots
10 Sharpes' a Tweetin'
9 Missed Tackles
8 Illegal Contacts
7 Personal Fouls
6 WhoDat's Groaning
5 Holding flags!!!!!
4 Coaching Taunts
3 Facemasks pulls
2 Times Offsides
and the Coaches Calling Him Great!

CharityMike 12-08-2015 05:38 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by neugey (Post 684767)
Let's get into the Holiday spirit boys and girls, with the Twelve Days of Browner!!!

On the 12th Game of the Season Brandon Browner Gave to Me ...

12 Blown Assignments
11 Lineman cheapshots
10 Sharpes' a Tweetin'
9 Missed Tackles
8 Illegal Contacts
7 Personal Fouls
6 WhoDat's Groaning
5 Holding flags!!!!!
4 Coaching Taunts
3 Facemasks pulls
2 Times Offsides
and the Coaches Calling Him Great!

Thread winner!! All others need not reply. lol

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Beastmode 12-08-2015 05:38 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
And Bill Parcels, high draft seed. Well that is going to be the the 12th day but fire for effect.

neugey 12-08-2015 06:16 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Lyrical improvement to the 12 Days of Browner -

6 Robbies Fired

jlouhill 12-09-2015 08:24 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by neugey (Post 684767)
Let's get into the Holiday spirit boys and girls, with the Twelve Days of Browner!!!

On the 12th Game of the Season Brandon Browner Gave to Me ...

12 Blown Assignments
11 Lineman cheapshots
10 Sharpes' a Tweetin'
9 Missed Tackles
8 Illegal Contacts
7 Personal Fouls
6 WhoDat's Groaning
5 Holding flags!!!!!
4 Coaching Taunts
3 Facemasks pulls
2 Times Offsides
and the Coaches Calling Him Great!

I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy.

foreverfan 12-09-2015 08:28 AM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If you stink worse than the French Quarter, you might be Brandon Browner.

SloMotion 12-09-2015 05:18 PM

Re: Let's have some fun...
 
If the other team carries you off the field on their shoulders , names you game MVP and/or awards you the game ball, you might be Brandon Browner, :neutral:.


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