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Let's have some fun...
Ok, there are some quick witted people on here so why not have some fun at Browner's expense with your best Jeff Foxworthy impressions:
When you see an entire officiating crew soaking their arms in ice after a game...they may have just officiated a Saints game. |
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When your production can be matched by a roll of wet paper towels... you might be Brandon Browner.
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If yellow's your favorite color... you might be Brandon Browner.
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If the number you wear matches how many personal fouls, holding calls, and PIs you manage to get in a season...you might be Brandon Browner.
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If you can't cover your grandmother, when she's recovering from hip replacement surgery....you might be Brandon Browner.
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If you're watching football and there's a 12 vs 10 power play, it might be Saints vs Panthers.
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If you try to roofie some chick at the bar but get irrested immedietly because she was really an obviously uniformed cop you might be Browner
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If you voted for Obama, you might be Broderick Browner!
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:roflmao:
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If there is a line forming of people waiting to punch you in the face...you just might be Brandon Browner.
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GREAT THREAD!!
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If you see the officiating crew warming up there arms with the players during warm ups, you know they are about to officiate a Saints game. |
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If it's third down and you absolutely need a penalty to extend your drive, you just locate Brandon Browner.
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Brandon Browner, aka Garbage Man, just drew another flag,
and its tuesday. Penalty declined, as his WR burned him for a TD. |
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If you can correctly identify every wide receiver (and a few tight ends, running backs, ineligible receivers, et ...) in the league jersey's number and correctly spell their last name ... you just might be Brandon Browner, :neutral:.
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If you see #39 in a Saints uniform making a good play, you might be on mushrooms.
If you can't keep up with your own shadow... You might be Brandon Browner. |
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If you think mimicking Forest Whitaker's lazy eye on the field could improve your coverage ability you might be Browner.
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if this is your driver's license picture, you might be Brandon Browner |
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THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN POSSIBLE EXPLAIN IT. ;)
If you are still starting because you have incriminating :censored: pictures of Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis :bugeyes: you might be Brandon Browner. https://gatorjbone.files.wordpress.c...king-photo.jpg http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life...cat-dog_sm.jpg |
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If you play SO HORRIBLE that Shannon Sharpe starts making witty, intelligent observations....
You MUST be Brandon Brown-er/out |
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If you realize you absolutely do not belong in this league-you might be Brandon Browner
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If you thank your coaches every day because you know there's no way in hell you should be starting,let alone playing- you might be Brandon Browner
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If you get very defensive about not being very defensive you might be Brandon Browner.
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These are great guys, keep 'em coming. This is funny.
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If you most aggressive play comes against reporters in the locker room, you might be Brandon Browner.
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If gives you a wet dream, you might be Brandon Browner.... Screw that... you are Brandon Browner!
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If you are worse than Jason David you might be Brandon Browner.
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Brandon Browner couldn't catch the clap at a Mexican donkey show
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If it's not Veterans Day and you see a lot of flags...I mean a lot....you might be Brandon Browner
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Let's get into the Holiday spirit boys and girls, with the Twelve Days of Browner!!!
On the 12th Game of the Season Brandon Browner Gave to Me ... 12 Blown Assignments 11 Lineman cheapshots 10 Sharpes' a Tweetin' 9 Missed Tackles 8 Illegal Contacts 7 Personal Fouls 6 WhoDat's Groaning 5 Holding flags!!!!! 4 Coaching Taunts 3 Facemasks pulls 2 Times Offsides and the Coaches Calling Him Great! |
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And Bill Parcels, high draft seed. Well that is going to be the the 12th day but fire for effect.
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Lyrical improvement to the 12 Days of Browner -
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If you stink worse than the French Quarter, you might be Brandon Browner.
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If the other team carries you off the field on their shoulders , names you game MVP and/or awards you the game ball, you might be Brandon Browner, :neutral:.
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