SloMotion

Week 17

... #sniff, I'm a little verklempt picking this last week, #sniff ... I'm gonna' miss you guys, .

Read 'em & weep, K Major, .

Saints vs Falcons - I agonized over this pick a little bit, but faqda' Failclowns, full speed ahead!
Patriots vs Dolphins - Yeah, after being embarrassed by the Jets, Brady/Belicheck are gonna' come out flat, .
NY Jets vs Bills - Jets! Jets! Jets!
Ravens vs Bengals - Ravens' luck runs out vs Cincy
Steelers vs Browns - IDK about this one after PIT's loss to B'Mo.
Jaguars vs Texans - Believe it or not, this one is listed as a "toss-up". Really?

Titans vs Colts - home dogs and the Titans suck, I don't care how many Indy QB's go down.
Redskins vs Cowboys - Choo! Choo! Chugga, chugga, chugga ... (that's the Kirk Cousins Express rolling through Dallas, )
Eagles vs NY Giants - Well, firing Chip Kelly either motivates the Eagles to a win or they dissolve into a big, nasty dumpster fire.
Lions at Bears - the Lions'll probably bend me over on this one (as usual), but I just don't trust Jay Cutler, .
Buccaneers vs Panthers - the monkey's off their backs & the Panthers can focus on the business at hand.
Raiders vs Chiefs - Alex Smith is having kind of a resurgence, eh?

Chargers vs Broncos - that Osweiler kid surprises ya', .
Seahawks vs Cardinals - another one I agonized over ... but the Cards at home are just too tough ... always been that way, .
Rams vs 49ers - man, I love how the Whiners suck!
Vikings vs Packers - going out on a limb here, hate picking against the Pack at home, .

SloMotion

Week 17

11-5 for the week, 165-91 for the season ... I was humbled somewhat by the Cajun-Chicken-Upset-of-the-Week, Seattle over Arizona (K Major), . Listening to NFL Football Sunday, I almost changed my picks to BUF, PHI and SEA, but I thought, "Nah, what do they know?", .

Saints vs Falcons - hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Patriots vs Dolphins - guess I was wrong about Brady/Belicheck coming out flat, .
NY Jets vs Bills - WTF Jets? Fitzpatrick's worst game of the season.
Ravens vs Bengals - McCarron don't look half bad, #shrug.
Steelers vs Browns - Pit's in the playoffs.
Jaguars vs Texans - still can't believe they picked this one to be close.

Titans vs Colts - Josh Freeman back in the NFL.
Redskins vs Cowboys - nah, nah, nah, nah ... hey, hey ... good bye ... .
Eagles vs NY Giants - f'ng G'men, screwing up my pics,
Lions at Bears - yeah, woohoo, way to turn it on boys, after you were eliminated back in Wk #8, .
Buccaneers vs Panthers - IDK, can they beat Arizona?
Raiders vs Chiefs - never a doubt.

Chargers vs Broncos - Peyton's back and he's on a mission.
Seahawks vs Cardinals - Cajun Chicken Upset of the Week!
Rams vs 49ers - good victory for SFran to build on next season, .
Vikings vs Packers - the Vikes win the North.