GumboBC

........ the Saints defense shouldn't have been ranked 32nd.

Drum roll please......... :P

#10- Because Joe Horn doesn't think they get enough support from the fans.

#9 Because those X's and O's in Venturi's scheme never add up to tick-tack-toe.

#8- Because Sullivan does't leave enough food in the cafeteria.

#7 Because running, hitting, and then having to tackle is just asking too much.

#6-We've got 10 other guys on the field, why not take some plays off?

#5 Hey, who needs a defense when we've got a perfectly good offense.

#4 - Because partying on Boubon street the night before the game takes a lot out of a man.

#3- Because Leon can't play offense and defense.

#2 - Because Rick Venturi only catches teams when they are hot.

And the number one reason our defense shouldn't have finished last is.......

#1- Because if an expansion team would have been added we wouldn't have finished LAST.

[Edited on 26/2/2005 by GumboBC]