GumboBC

........ the Saints defense shouldn't have been ranked 32nd.

Drum roll please......... :P

#10- Because Joe Horn doesn't think they get enough support from the fans.

#9 Because those X's and O's in Venturi's scheme never add up to tick-tack-toe.

#8- Because Sullivan does't leave enough food in the cafeteria.

#7 Because running, hitting, and then having to tackle is just asking too much.

#6-We've got 10 other guys on the field, why not take some plays off?

#5 Hey, who needs a defense when we've got a perfectly good offense.

#4 - Because partying on Boubon street the night before the game takes a lot out of a man.

#3- Because Leon can't play offense and defense.

#2 - Because Rick Venturi only catches teams when they are hot.

And the number one reason our defense shouldn't have finished last is.......

#1- Because if an expansion team would have been added we wouldn't have finished LAST.

[Edited on 26/2/2005 by GumboBC]

shadowdrinker

Number 1..and particularly number 2...really made me sad..cuz...it\'s true...

Venturi made that pathetic excuse...and it was just repulsive to have to bear witness to...WTF kind of excuse is that?....I don\'t think he himself even actually believed that one...pathetic...

FireVenturi

#2 is my sig............thanx gumbo!!!!LOL