Top Ten why the Offense Doesn't score

lynwood · 02-25-2005, 08:17 PM

10. Joe horn won't get fined
09. The music sounds clearer on the sidelines
08. If we play from behind and actually win we look like geniuses.
07. They have stock in paper bags.
06. screen pass? what's that
05. In the first half so they will have enough energy to look like they care in the second.
04. weather they score or not the check is still in the mail
03. the game will end faster so they can get home to watch atlanta.
02. If they score to fast then they won't get to pad the stats.
01. run, run pass

[Edited on 26/2/2005 by lynwood]

02-25-2005, 08:17 PM	#1
lynwood 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Hockley, Tx Posts: 1,515	Top Ten why the Offense Doesn't score 10. Joe horn won't get fined 09. The music sounds clearer on the sidelines 08. If we play from behind and actually win we look like geniuses. 07. They have stock in paper bags. 06. screen pass? what's that 05. In the first half so they will have enough energy to look like they care in the second. 04. weather they score or not the check is still in the mail 03. the game will end faster so they can get home to watch atlanta. 02. If they score to fast then they won't get to pad the stats. 01. run, run pass [Edited on 26/2/2005 by lynwood]