Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out
 

It is a dark time for the Saints Nation. Although the Saints '04 playoff hopes have been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven free agents from their secret bases and watched them sign across the galaxy.

Evading the Imperial Front Office, a group of free agents led by Ken Lucas and Antoinio Pierce has signed in remote locations.

The evil capologist, Mickey Loomis, obsessed with finding a young Joe Horn for every position, has dispatched thousands of probe scouts to the far reaches of the country.

Meanwhile, Emperor Benson laughs uproarisously aboard his midified luxuray cruiser as he watches his bank account grow...

Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out
 

That was excellent! LMMFAO. :rollinglaugh:

Does that make Sully Chewbacca or Jabba?

:dancingmonkey:

Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out
 

I don\'t know. He\'s too inactive to be Chewy and lacks the motivation to be Jabba.

He\'s probably more the sarlacc...just a wide-open mouth and a stomach. :D

Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out
 

You guys are just plain wrong. LOL It must be slow over there right now. This really is funny though. We need more humor I think. :thumbup:

Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out
 

LOLOLOL! That\'s twice in one day that I laughed out loud reading this board! Very funny, Scotty!

Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out
 

And Venturi uses his jedi mind tricks to keep his job

Venturi talkin to Benson-Your not gonna can me!

Benson talkin to Venturi-Im not gonna fire u