Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out

ScottyRo · 03-04-2005, 12:11 PM

It is a dark time for the Saints Nation. Although the Saints '04 playoff hopes have been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven free agents from their secret bases and watched them sign across the galaxy.

Evading the Imperial Front Office, a group of free agents led by Ken Lucas and Antoinio Pierce has signed in remote locations.

The evil capologist, Mickey Loomis, obsessed with finding a young Joe Horn for every position, has dispatched thousands of probe scouts to the far reaches of the country.

Meanwhile, Emperor Benson laughs uproarisously aboard his midified luxuray cruiser as he watches his bank account grow...

saintfan · 03-04-2005, 01:20 PM

That was excellent! LMMFAO. :rollinglaugh:

Does that make Sully Chewbacca or Jabba?

:dancingmonkey:

ScottyRo · 03-04-2005, 01:55 PM

I don\'t know. He\'s too inactive to be Chewy and lacks the motivation to be Jabba.

He\'s probably more the sarlacc...just a wide-open mouth and a stomach.

JOESAM2002 · 03-04-2005, 02:06 PM

You guys are just plain wrong. LOL It must be slow over there right now. This really is funny though. We need more humor I think. :thumbup:

FrenzyFan · 03-04-2005, 02:15 PM

LOLOLOL! That\'s twice in one day that I laughed out loud reading this board! Very funny, Scotty!

FireVenturi · 03-05-2005, 12:21 AM

And Venturi uses his jedi mind tricks to keep his job

Venturi talkin to Benson-Your not gonna can me!

Benson talkin to Venturi-Im not gonna fire u

03-04-2005, 12:11 PM	#1
ScottyRo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA (ugh, the food here) Posts: 1,704	Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out It is a dark time for the Saints Nation. Although the Saints '04 playoff hopes have been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven free agents from their secret bases and watched them sign across the galaxy. Evading the Imperial Front Office, a group of free agents led by Ken Lucas and Antoinio Pierce has signed in remote locations. The evil capologist, Mickey Loomis, obsessed with finding a young Joe Horn for every position, has dispatched thousands of probe scouts to the far reaches of the country. Meanwhile, Emperor Benson laughs uproarisously aboard his midified luxuray cruiser as he watches his bank account grow...

03-04-2005, 01:20 PM	#2
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out That was excellent! LMMFAO. :rollinglaugh: Does that make Sully Chewbacca or Jabba? :dancingmonkey:

03-04-2005, 01:55 PM	#3
ScottyRo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA (ugh, the food here) Posts: 1,704	Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out I don\'t know. He\'s too inactive to be Chewy and lacks the motivation to be Jabba. He\'s probably more the sarlacc...just a wide-open mouth and a stomach.

03-04-2005, 02:06 PM	#4
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out You guys are just plain wrong. LOL It must be slow over there right now. This really is funny though. We need more humor I think. :thumbup:

03-04-2005, 02:15 PM	#5
FrenzyFan 100th Post Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 406	Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out LOLOLOL! That\'s twice in one day that I laughed out loud reading this board! Very funny, Scotty!
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03-05-2005, 12:21 AM	#6
FireVenturi Cold as Ice! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Da Big Easy Posts: 2,978	Ep. V: The Saints Strike Out And Venturi uses his jedi mind tricks to keep his job Venturi talkin to Benson-Your not gonna can me! Benson talkin to Venturi-Im not gonna fire u