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AsylumGuido 08-07-2017 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Utah_Saint (Post 757779)
I'll try...

If the NFL hires Kenny Chesney to perform in the Super Bowl halftime show, Sean Payton will reciprocate by hiring Johnny Manziel to a contract to back up Brees with a good faith opportunity to replace him when Brees retires, as discussed at the private meeting between Payton and Manziel during the owners meetings several months ago.

How'd I do?
So let's see here, Goodell comes to Sean Payton asking him if he'll pretty please ask his good buddy, Kenny Chesney, to become the Super Bowl headliner prior to the Owner's Meeting in March 2017. In return, Payton agrees to sign a no talent QB that has been out of the league for years to a contract thus taking up a roster spot on either the active roster or the practice squad. Of course, all of this was hammered out in a brief public breakfast meeting with Manziel.

Have I got it straight?

:rofl:

Seer1 08-07-2017 08:56 AM
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I'm sorry, Kenny Chesney isn't BFF. It's Elvis. I'm pretty shocked y'all needed my help to figure that out. Annnnd, Johnny Manziel is actually a code name for JaMarcus Russell. Now that all that's cleared up y'all can head over to some meaningful (for off-season standards) thread.

Papa Voodoo 08-07-2017 10:20 AM
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So, Sean has to do a favor and then get penalized for it??? Makes sense to me.

Rugby Saint II 08-07-2017 11:10 AM
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Payton's BFF is Kenny Chesney. I think Will is confused again.

Rugby Saint II 08-07-2017 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Seer1 (Post 757796)
I'm sorry, Kenny Chesney isn't BFF. It's Elvis. I'm shook up y'all needed my help to figure that out. Annnnd, Johnny Manziel is actually a code name for JaMarcus Russell. Now that all that's cleared up y'all can head over to some meaningful (for off-season standards) thread.
FIFY.:clown:

Utah_Saint 08-07-2017 11:54 AM
Re: So interesting theory I have
 
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Originally Posted by jeanpierre (Post 757781)
Utah, you must be some sort of FBI profiler or a British Code Breaker; do you have a high-fiber diet with lots of coffee and spend oodles of time at coffee houses with conspiracy theorists???
Nah, I just got a lotta crazy people in my family so I've had some experience with nut-job to English translation.

Utah_Saint 08-07-2017 11:59 AM
Re: So interesting theory I have
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsylumGuido (Post 757790)
So let's see here, Goodell comes to Sean Payton asking him if he'll pretty please ask his good buddy, Kenny Chesney, to become the Super Bowl headliner prior to the Owner's Meeting in March 2017. In return, Payton agrees to sign a no talent QB that has been out of the league for years to a contract thus taking up a roster spot on either the active roster or the practice squad. Of course, all of this was hammered out in a brief public breakfast meeting with Manziel.

Have I got it straight?

:rofl:
Yeah, I think that's what he's trying to say.

Or, it could be some kind of reference to when the mother ship is coming to get him and Johnny Football.

saintfan 08-07-2017 12:13 PM
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blackangold 08-07-2017 12:44 PM
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/pol/ tier trolling going on here?

Either way, this thread is going places.

CharityMike 08-07-2017 02:48 PM
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Wow..another sh!t thread. WTG! You have an impressive track record going. And you wonder why no one takes you seriously.


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