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If the NFL tabs his BFF to do the sb halftime show, I can see Payton signing Manziel.

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I don't understand a thing about that post so "Okay"...

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WTF are you talking about?

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And if the NFL is green, and the Saints are round, I can see CBS airing a Seinfeld marathon to appease alligators in Canada.

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There is a connection there. BFF and Manziel have history. In fact BFF and Manziel were supposed to team up and launch an image campaign. Payton was at that conference. Word is they both make appearance. I do smell collusion though. The only thing that throws a wrinkle in the whole mess is the cheating "bisexual" girlfriend. What do you think about the NWA possibility instead. Don't know if that's covered in players and coaches insurance plans or if NFL is responsible.

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Who is BFF?

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Dude....what the hell are you talking about? I'm not kidding. I've tried to figure out what you're talking about and it literally makes no sense. Who the **** is BFF (I'm assuming you're talking about the term "best friend forever?"). And what the hell are you talking about with the NWA? Are you talking about the rap group that's been disbanded for decades? And what the hell does either of them have to do with the NFL?

Up to this point I always tried to think that you had good intentions and that you probably were just trying to be cool and pretend to know about stuff when you were actually clueless. I've now made up my mind that you post things on this board for negative attention. There's no other logical explanation.

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All I want at halftime of the Super Bowl is Axl, Slash and Welcome to the Jungle. That's not that hard of a request now

And WilSaint, what the **** are you talking about?

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We have pretty different definitions of interesting.

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Had to click it just to see ..... yep exacltly what I'd thought ????? Whhhhaaaaatttttt ???

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BFF and Johnny Football will more than likely make this happen. If I was a betting man I'd wager

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!! :dunce::dunce::dunce::dunce::dunce::stupid::stupid::stupid:

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Something about sex in the butt or something?

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BINGO!!!

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You and The Dude and Willy Boy.

This is too funny.

Wackos.

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Dammit Guido! Here I was all reading the replies without having to actually read the ridiculous Xanax with a Zima chaser induced WTF drivel and laughing my ass off. Then you had to go and spoil it all by ghost posting it. Sheesh!

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I am fairly certain he is being sarcastic. Kinda like what I did with my post.

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I don't know if it is interesting per se, but this is entertaining. lmao

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Someone let me in on the secret; who the **** is BFF?! :doh:

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Someone that only The Dude and spkb follow closely I guess.

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I can not believe Van Halen hasn't done halftime. That's like keeping Mort out of the HOF. It makes no sense. Let Ed rock halftime already...

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No ****ing idea lmao

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I'll try...

If the NFL hires Kenny Chesney to perform in the Super Bowl halftime show, Sean Payton will reciprocate by hiring Johnny Manziel to a contract to back up Brees with a good faith opportunity to replace him when Brees retires, as discussed at the private meeting between Payton and Manziel during the owners meetings several months ago.

How'd I do?

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So how would Kenny Chesney doing the half time show, in any way at all give Payton an idea to sign Manziel?

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Dr Kelso you are up....

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So let's see here, Goodell comes to Sean Payton asking him if he'll pretty please ask his good buddy, Kenny Chesney, to become the Super Bowl headliner prior to the Owner's Meeting in March 2017. In return, Payton agrees to sign a no talent QB that has been out of the league for years to a contract thus taking up a roster spot on either the active roster or the practice squad. Of course, all of this was hammered out in a brief public breakfast meeting with Manziel.

Have I got it straight?

:rofl:

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I'm sorry, Kenny Chesney isn't BFF. It's Elvis. I'm pretty shocked y'all needed my help to figure that out. Annnnd, Johnny Manziel is actually a code name for JaMarcus Russell. Now that all that's cleared up y'all can head over to some meaningful (for off-season standards) thread.

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So, Sean has to do a favor and then get penalized for it??? Makes sense to me.

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Payton's BFF is Kenny Chesney. I think Will is confused again.

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FIFY.:clown:

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Nah, I just got a lotta crazy people in my family so I've had some experience with nut-job to English translation.

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Yeah, I think that's what he's trying to say.

Or, it could be some kind of reference to when the mother ship is coming to get him and Johnny Football.

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/pol/ tier trolling going on here?

Either way, this thread is going places.

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Wow..another sh!t thread. WTG! You have an impressive track record going. And you wonder why no one takes you seriously.