baronm

way too funny...

In other related news, League commissioner anounced that Haslett, recently fired from the saints is being put into the Football Hall of Fame as a talent developer. This reporter has found that the reason is that every player Haslet has let leave the saints, has gone on to be a contributor to another teams playoff hopes.

ALso,

Late Breaking Story: \"the refrigerator truck\" Sullivan, a Defensive tackle for the New Orleans Saints, not only has just set a guiness world record for the heaviest football player in history-breaking the record long held by Fridge Perry...but has also set another record for the world\'s fattest man...weighing inat 800lbs. Sullivan had this comment for reporters: NExt year, I\'m going to be at my playing weight-- hey, you gonna finish that?\" Haslett, who has just been fired as coach of the saints, says that Sullivan was his best draft pick ever and was fully cabable of clogging the middle-he was just misunderstood.