Can you name this player?

mutineer10 · 05-02-2005, 03:03 PM

I got one for ya. Who\'s this guy?

Positives: Extremely talented player with huge growth potential. Great burst off the line and can defend equally well against the run or pass. Should project as a late 1st round pick. When on his game can be a disrupting force along the line.

Negatives: Fat lazy bastaad who\'d rather eat all flippin\' day long than even attemp to actually earn a freakin\' dime of whats sure to a huge signing bonus given to him by some unsuspecting sucker of a GM.

Hmm ... I have no idea. Can\'t think of any \"fat lazy bastaad\'s\" that coach Haz would allow to stay on our roster. Haz usually cracks down on \"locker room cancers,\" so we certainly can\'t have anyone like that EATING away at our cap room...

05-02-2005, 03:03 PM	#11
mutineer10 Site Donor Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts: 1,739	Can you name this player? I got one for ya. Who\'s this guy? Positives: Extremely talented player with huge growth potential. Great burst off the line and can defend equally well against the run or pass. Should project as a late 1st round pick. When on his game can be a disrupting force along the line. Negatives: Fat lazy bastaad who\'d rather eat all flippin\' day long than even attemp to actually earn a freakin\' dime of whats sure to a huge signing bonus given to him by some unsuspecting sucker of a GM. Hmm ... I have no idea. Can\'t think of any \"fat lazy bastaad\'s\" that coach Haz would allow to stay on our roster. Haz usually cracks down on \"locker room cancers,\" so we certainly can\'t have anyone like that EATING away at our cap room...