I got one for ya. Who\'s this guy?

Positives: Extremely talented player with huge growth potential. Great burst off the line and can defend equally well against the run or pass. Should project as a late 1st round pick. When on his game can be a disrupting force along the line.

Negatives: Fat lazy bastaad who\'d rather eat all flippin\' day long than even attemp to actually earn a freakin\' dime of whats sure to a huge signing bonus given to him by some unsuspecting sucker of a GM.