18-1 Baby! Cowpatties Edition!

AsylumGuido · 11-29-2018, 10:47 AM

Our Saints took out my most hated team, the Failclowns, this past Thursday night. Tonight they do the same to my second most hated team, the Cowpatties. I've been hearing crap all week long from the local Cowpatty fans here in northwest Louisiana bragging about their "impressive" three game win streak against teams the Saints manhandled. They've been out there with their ugly-assed blue and white jerseys still smelling of moth-balls and wearing shiny new star laden caps with the tag still hanging from the back. They've dug through the attic to find their car window flags from 1994 and have plastered a new bumper sticker over the one of their other "favorite" NFL team making it about eight layers thick at this point.

While pumping gas about an hour ago this young Dallas fan who wasn't even born yet the last time the Cowpatties were relevant tries talking smack. It was ugly. He finally backed off "just hoping for a good game". Wonder what happened to his initial claims of "dominating the Saints"? So many new bandwagon 'Patty fans around here because of Prescott who went to high school ten minutes from my house. I don't care at all. He's now a 'Patty and I hope he gets his bell rung by our entire defensive front.

Who Dat!

18-1 Baby!

11-29-2018, 10:47 AM	#1
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,472	18-1 Baby! Cowpatties Edition! Our Saints took out my most hated team, the Failclowns, this past Thursday night. Tonight they do the same to my second most hated team, the Cowpatties. I've been hearing crap all week long from the local Cowpatty fans here in northwest Louisiana bragging about their "impressive" three game win streak against teams the Saints manhandled. They've been out there with their ugly-assed blue and white jerseys still smelling of moth-balls and wearing shiny new star laden caps with the tag still hanging from the back. They've dug through the attic to find their car window flags from 1994 and have plastered a new bumper sticker over the one of their other "favorite" NFL team making it about eight layers thick at this point. While pumping gas about an hour ago this young Dallas fan who wasn't even born yet the last time the Cowpatties were relevant tries talking smack. It was ugly. He finally backed off "just hoping for a good game". Wonder what happened to his initial claims of "dominating the Saints"? So many new bandwagon 'Patty fans around here because of Prescott who went to high school ten minutes from my house. I don't care at all. He's now a 'Patty and I hope he gets his bell rung by our entire defensive front. Who Dat! 18-1 Baby! BJSim, foreverfan, 73Saint and 4 others like this.
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