Saints Signing TE Jared Cook!

CheramieIII · 03-21-2019, 05:11 PM

Is someone talking about the Herpes?

AsylumGuido · 03-21-2019, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

Due to his track record it’s safe and reasonable to assume he probably will miss time.
It’s basic survival to take into account a persons history as you assess them.

By your logic you could have a girlfriend who goes out and cheats regularly but because it’s a new week you decide to give her the benefit of the doubt that it won’t happen again.

Great way to wind up with a sore on your Peter.

Wouldn't know about that. Been married to a wonderful woman for 30 years now. Your analogy is flawed by pessimism.

And it is not "safe and reasonable to assume" (you know what they say about that word) that he will miss eight games as you declared as pretty much a certainty.

Oh, and do those sores hurt? Never had one.

st thomas · 03-21-2019, 05:42 PM

Who’s gonna win the derby ?

foreverfan · 03-21-2019, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by CheramieIII

Is someone talking about the Herpes?

I'm with Guido on this one.

Same woman for 30 years.

jnormand · 03-21-2019, 09:15 PM

Wait...why are we talking about STDs and people's marriages?

Well I guess I better just go with a full disclosure...about 20 or so years ago I got crabs....twice.

Lmao!!!!

RefsRobbedUs · 03-21-2019, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Utah_Saint

I hope we didn't over pay but Cook is a great tight end. He's an excellent blocker to boot. I'm looking forward to seeing him in Black and Gold.

He is actually a bad blocker

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jeanpierre · 03-21-2019, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

Who says Armstead will only play eight games? Since you are in the know, how about sharing the 2019 Kentucky Derby winner with me, huh?

Guilty, as charged...

And I got lost between Jared Cook and STD's...

The Dude · 03-22-2019, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

Wouldn't know about that. Been married to a wonderful woman for 30 years now. Your analogy is flawed by pessimism.

And it is not "safe and reasonable to assume" (you know what they say about that word) that he will miss eight games as you declared as pretty much a certainty.

Oh, and do those sores hurt? Never had one.

I wouldn’t know. Mine fell off after the no call. Let me go check the freezer and get back to you.
$20 says the max he plays in the regular season is 10 games.

CheramieIII · 03-22-2019, 05:36 AM

I've been married 40 years just not to the same woman!

AsylumGuido · 03-22-2019, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by The Dude

I wouldn’t know. Mine fell off after the no call. Let me go check the freezer and get back to you.
$20 says the max he plays in the regular season is 10 games.

Not taking that bet because you'll be pulling for him to get injured. Hopefully not consciously, but still the added negative vibes will be there. It happened last year with Meredith. I'm all for minimizing the gris gris this season.

Here's to Armstead going ...

19-0 Baby!

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AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,274	Re: Saints Signing TE Jared Cook! Originally Posted by The Dude Due to his track record it’s safe and reasonable to assume he probably will miss time. It’s basic survival to take into account a persons history as you assess them. By your logic you could have a girlfriend who goes out and cheats regularly but because it’s a new week you decide to give her the benefit of the doubt that it won’t happen again. Great way to wind up with a sore on your Peter. Wouldn't know about that. Been married to a wonderful woman for 30 years now. Your analogy is flawed by pessimism. And it is not "safe and reasonable to assume" (you know what they say about that word) that he will miss eight games as you declared as pretty much a certainty. Oh, and do those sores hurt? Never had one.

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The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,050	Re: Saints Signing TE Jared Cook! Originally Posted by AsylumGuido Wouldn't know about that. Been married to a wonderful woman for 30 years now. Your analogy is flawed by pessimism. And it is not "safe and reasonable to assume" (you know what they say about that word) that he will miss eight games as you declared as pretty much a certainty. Oh, and do those sores hurt? Never had one. I wouldn’t know. Mine fell off after the no call. Let me go check the freezer and get back to you. $20 says the max he plays in the regular season is 10 games.
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