NOOZ FLASH

LordOfEntropy · 08-15-2005, 01:45 PM

Nooz Flash!

Feb 6th, 2006 - Detroit

In what may be the most shocking come-back story of all time, the unpredictable New Orleans Saints rallied from a 55-98 halftime deficit to defeat the unstoppable Indianapolis Colts in Superbowl XL.

Some attribute the uncanny victory to unprecedented events at halftime. Wearing a black and gold T-shirt labeled "Fire Venturi", an unknown hysterically-screaming assailant beat defensive coordinator Rick Venturi to death with a half-eaten pizza slice. In spite of the tragedy, Saints fans rejoiced, and New Orleans held the Colts scoreless throughout the remainder of the game to win 99-98.

Wearing a pink tuxedo, Saints GM Mickey Loomis quoted "It was our marketing campaign that did it for us this year. Really, it was the difference maker. We just love that I GOTTA HAVE FAITH tune by that King of Evil, that Sultan of Metal, that tough hard-boiled man-handling super-rocker GEORGE MICHAEL!! He's so rough, he just makes us all feel like little girls inside. We figured it was the motto we needed to become an ass-kicking hard-nosed Superbowl winner."

In unrelated controversy, George Michael will be fined after baring a breast and nipple on television during halftime ceremonies.

MVP -- After accumulating 8,946 yards, 12 touchdowns, and 23 passes, Deuce McAllister triumpantly ascended the platform to accept the MVP trophy. However, quarterback Aaron Brooks fumbled the microphone away before Deuce could offer an acceptance speech.

TallySaint · 08-15-2005, 02:02 PM

In spite of the tradgedy, Saints fans rejoiced, and New Orleans held the Colts scoreless throughout the remainder of the game to win 99-98.

There ya go. Like I been sayin... Defense, Folks. Defense.

8)

TallySaint · 08-15-2005, 03:17 PM

Did you think any of this was actually funny when you typed it? Or did you INTEND for it to be pointless, stupid, and time-wasting?

Bad day?

8)

saintz08 · 08-15-2005, 03:24 PM

Wearing a pink tuxedo, Saints GM Mickey Loomis quoted "It was our marketing campaign that did it for us this year. Really, it was the difference maker. We just love that I GOTTA HAVE FAITH tune by that King of Evil, that Sultan of Metal, that tough hard-boiled man-handling super-rocker GEORGE MICHAEL!! He's so rough, he just makes us all feel like little girls inside. We figured it was the motto we needed to become an ass-kicking hard-nosed Superbowl winner."

On a side note , this dispells any rumors that the infamous poster Saintz08 had started on the reason the Saints management went with the slogan " Have Faith " and used the song by George Michael , was because they were jerking the public off with the thought the team would achieve anything this season .

TallySaint · 08-15-2005, 03:29 PM

used the song by George Michael , was because they were jerking the fans off with the thought the team would achieve anything this season .

You used "George Michael" and "jerking the fans off" in the same sentence. I suspect you'll be banned.

8)

papz · 08-15-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:
Did you think any of this was actually funny when you typed it? Or did you INTEND for it to be pointless, stupid, and time-wasting?

Bad day?

Sure seems like it.

LordOfEntropy · 08-15-2005, 03:40 PM

Jesus Gamber. If you don't like my humor, then don't read it. Nobody is forcing you to read posts. You're new to the board, so I won't take offence after your pointless slurry of hostile insults.

I happen find that little article funny. And if it amuses me, then that is enough. If you don't like it, don't read it.

saintz08 · 08-15-2005, 03:45 PM

You used "George Michael" and "jerking the fans off" in the same sentence. I suspect you'll be banned.

You could be right , I have another thought here :

The certain similarity in the thought of the Saints going with a catch phrase like " Have Faith " a once popular song title from a pop artist known for jerking off in public and then years later , the Saints upper management would later popularize it with what some would consider a jerking off of the public ....

TallySaint · 08-15-2005, 03:47 PM

Yeah, yeah. Blah, Blah. Gambler may be havin' a tough day.

8)

TallySaint · 08-15-2005, 03:52 PM

the Saints upper management would later popularize it with what some would consider a jerking off of the public ....

Interesting take. Let's hope not.

For the folks that have a sense of humor here. What motto or catch phrase can you come up with for the upcoming season?

All in fun, mind you.

8)

08-15-2005, 01:45 PM	#1
LordOfEntropy 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 1,838	NOOZ FLASH Nooz Flash! Feb 6th, 2006 - Detroit In what may be the most shocking come-back story of all time, the unpredictable New Orleans Saints rallied from a 55-98 halftime deficit to defeat the unstoppable Indianapolis Colts in Superbowl XL. Some attribute the uncanny victory to unprecedented events at halftime. Wearing a black and gold T-shirt labeled "Fire Venturi", an unknown hysterically-screaming assailant beat defensive coordinator Rick Venturi to death with a half-eaten pizza slice. In spite of the tragedy, Saints fans rejoiced, and New Orleans held the Colts scoreless throughout the remainder of the game to win 99-98. Wearing a pink tuxedo, Saints GM Mickey Loomis quoted "It was our marketing campaign that did it for us this year. Really, it was the difference maker. We just love that I GOTTA HAVE FAITH tune by that King of Evil, that Sultan of Metal, that tough hard-boiled man-handling super-rocker GEORGE MICHAEL!! He's so rough, he just makes us all feel like little girls inside. We figured it was the motto we needed to become an ass-kicking hard-nosed Superbowl winner." In unrelated controversy, George Michael will be fined after baring a breast and nipple on television during halftime ceremonies. MVP -- After accumulating 8,946 yards, 12 touchdowns, and 23 passes, Deuce McAllister triumpantly ascended the platform to accept the MVP trophy. However, quarterback Aaron Brooks fumbled the microphone away before Deuce could offer an acceptance speech.
	can anyone help me id this tune? it goes thwap thwap boom tch boom tch boom tch. Qui a laissez sortir les chiens!

08-15-2005, 03:24 PM	#4
saintz08 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,020	Wearing a pink tuxedo, Saints GM Mickey Loomis quoted "It was our marketing campaign that did it for us this year. Really, it was the difference maker. We just love that I GOTTA HAVE FAITH tune by that King of Evil, that Sultan of Metal, that tough hard-boiled man-handling super-rocker GEORGE MICHAEL!! He's so rough, he just makes us all feel like little girls inside. We figured it was the motto we needed to become an ass-kicking hard-nosed Superbowl winner." On a side note , this dispells any rumors that the infamous poster Saintz08 had started on the reason the Saints management went with the slogan " Have Faith " and used the song by George Michael , was because they were jerking the public off with the thought the team would achieve anything this season .
saintz08 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,020

08-15-2005, 03:37 PM	#6
papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,682	Quote: Did you think any of this was actually funny when you typed it? Or did you INTEND for it to be pointless, stupid, and time-wasting? Bad day? Sure seems like it.

08-15-2005, 03:45 PM	#8
saintz08 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,020	You used "George Michael" and "jerking the fans off" in the same sentence. I suspect you'll be banned. You could be right , I have another thought here : The certain similarity in the thought of the Saints going with a catch phrase like " Have Faith " a once popular song title from a pop artist known for jerking off in public and then years later , the Saints upper management would later popularize it with what some would consider a jerking off of the public ....
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08-15-2005, 02:02 PM	#2
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	In spite of the tradgedy, Saints fans rejoiced, and New Orleans held the Colts scoreless throughout the remainder of the game to win 99-98. There ya go. Like I been sayin... Defense, Folks. Defense. 8)

08-15-2005, 03:17 PM	#3
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	Did you think any of this was actually funny when you typed it? Or did you INTEND for it to be pointless, stupid, and time-wasting? Bad day? 8)

08-15-2005, 03:29 PM	#5
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	used the song by George Michael , was because they were jerking the fans off with the thought the team would achieve anything this season . You used "George Michael" and "jerking the fans off" in the same sentence. I suspect you'll be banned. 8)

08-15-2005, 03:40 PM	#7
LordOfEntropy 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 1,838	Jesus Gamber. If you don't like my humor, then don't read it. Nobody is forcing you to read posts. You're new to the board, so I won't take offence after your pointless slurry of hostile insults. I happen find that little article funny. And if it amuses me, then that is enough. If you don't like it, don't read it.

08-15-2005, 03:47 PM	#9
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	Yeah, yeah. Blah, Blah. Gambler may be havin' a tough day. 8)

08-15-2005, 03:52 PM	#10
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	the Saints upper management would later popularize it with what some would consider a jerking off of the public .... Interesting take. Let's hope not. For the folks that have a sense of humor here. What motto or catch phrase can you come up with for the upcoming season? All in fun, mind you. 8)