Happy Birthday Pete

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Originally Posted by SapperSaint

Happy Birthday Pete!

Things that happen when you turn 32

Your metabolism stops
Love handles appear
Large amounts of nose hair starts growing
Hair starts to fall out
Hair starts growing in your ears
Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one)

I won't tell you what happens at 40!

My metabolism stopped at 25. Actually it didn't just stop, but it gave me the finger right before it did.