Happy Birthday Pete

SapperSaint · 08-16-2012, 08:32 AM

Happy Birthday Pete!

Things that happen when you turn 32

Your metabolism stops

Love handles appear

Large amounts of nose hair starts growing

Hair starts to fall out

Hair starts growing in your ears

Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one)

I won't tell you what happens at 40!

D_it_up · 08-16-2012, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by SapperSaint

Happy Birthday Pete!

Things that happen when you turn 32

Your metabolism stops
Love handles appear
Large amounts of nose hair starts growing
Hair starts to fall out
Hair starts growing in your ears
Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one)

I won't tell you what happens at 40!

My metabolism stopped at 25. Actually it didn't just stop, but it gave me the finger right before it did.

skymike · 08-17-2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by SapperSaint

Happy Birthday Pete!

Things that happen when you turn 32

Your metabolism stops
Love handles appear
Large amounts of nose hair starts growing
Hair starts to fall out
Hair starts growing in your ears
Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one)

I won't tell you what happens at 40!

32? hell, I'd LOVE to be 32!

08-16-2012, 08:32 AM	#1
SapperSaint Pink Nightmare Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3,028 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Happy Birthday Pete Happy Birthday Pete! Things that happen when you turn 32 Your metabolism stops Love handles appear Large amounts of nose hair starts growing Hair starts to fall out Hair starts growing in your ears Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one) I won't tell you what happens at 40!
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08-16-2012, 10:59 AM	#2
D_it_up Faqda Falcons Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ruston, Louisiana Posts: 3,465 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Happy Birthday Pete Originally Posted by SapperSaint Happy Birthday Pete! Things that happen when you turn 32 Your metabolism stops Love handles appear Large amounts of nose hair starts growing Hair starts to fall out Hair starts growing in your ears Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one) I won't tell you what happens at 40! My metabolism stopped at 25. Actually it didn't just stop, but it gave me the finger right before it did. SapperSaint likes this.

08-17-2012, 05:19 AM	#3
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Happy Birthday Pete Originally Posted by SapperSaint Happy Birthday Pete! Things that happen when you turn 32 Your metabolism stops Love handles appear Large amounts of nose hair starts growing Hair starts to fall out Hair starts growing in your ears Pubs start turning gray. (It starts with one) I won't tell you what happens at 40! 32? hell, I'd LOVE to be 32! SapperSaint likes this.