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Houston f***ing traffic.

I have never seen such a large number of people who all drive like LITTLE OLD LADIES. It is 4 million people who have NO WHERE TO GO, AND ALL f***ING DAY TO GET THERE.... MOTHER****** WILL YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE F****** GAS PEDAL AND F****** DRIVE!

-- Ray, for starters, sad to say, you know this too, our brothas cannot drive. They're tough on the street and all, but thats just a fact. Our brothers cannot freakin drive. They dont grasp it. Its the one thing that scares them. Those La Raza bumper stickers are a good warning, that the car in front of you is about to hit the brakes for absolutely NO REASON. I believe the term Estereo Latino translates, "I cannot freakin merge." And you know not to get behind the lawn care truck, or the big white box truck.

-- Rich People. If I had a smart bomb, it would detonate on contact any LEXUS within 1 mile of me. If you drive a Lexus, you are a p***Y. I will fight you now, because I can kick your a$$, because ALL LEXUS DRIVERS IN HOUSTON ARE PU$$IES. BOO! Lexus drivers just ran away in terrror!

-- Acuras, Mercedes Benz, and whatever that pu**Y car is with the olympic circles on the trunk. ALL P***Y CARS. YOU ARE NOT A MAN.
Please go immediately to the transplant clinic and get yourself a PENIS.

----DRIVE LIKE A MAN DAMMIT. WHY WHY WHY WONT YOU USE THE GAS??????

-- if there is nobody coming-- YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT THERE. GOOOOO, PENDEJO!

-- if you are making a simple right turn, and you WERE ALREADY AT A DEAD STOP--- YOU DONT NEED TO BRAKE ANY MORE.

-- if you are making a lane change on the freeway, AND YOU HIT YOUR BRAKES-- YOU ARE F*****G UP.

-- if you are in the left lane and somebody is behind you, and there are 20 cars back who would like to go faster, but you are too BIG OF A MORON to grasp how the road works--- YOU ARE F*****G EVERYBODY ELSE UP.

MOVE OVER TO THE RIGHT LANE, F***TARD!

(say this in a lisping weenie voice... ) "but im already going the sptheed limit, and i dont want to go fasther than the cthar beside me."

#1 THE SPEED LIMIT IS IRRELEVANT. If you are blocking traffic, you are an ass***le. period. FIND A WAY TO GET TO THE RIGHT LANE.
What would someone with a penis do? Why he would SPEED UP, pass the car beside him, and THEN MOVE OVER so that people behind you who might themselves have a penis can get to their next destination, and feed their kids, perhaps make an extra sale, which helps the economy, which creates tax revenue, which trickles down to you, so you can buy more butt plugs!

CHAZ BONO GOT ONE. YOU CAN TOO! strap that sucker on. be a freakin man when you drive. If you are still scared:

a. sell your car, and RIDE THE DAMN BUS, IDIOT!
b. go to netflix, and rent BURT REYNOLDS MOVIES. Burt can teach you
how to drive like a man. For extra credit, find some Dukes of Hazzard syndication.
c. spit our your tofu, buy some skoal and a gun. Throw the shaver away, and see what it feels like. check your glandular levels. You might have LOW T.
d. call ME. There are bigger guys than me. There are biker dudes who could kill me with their hands. and marines. BUT ON THE ROAD, I AM THE BADDEST MOFO ALIVE, AND I WILL KICK YOUR A$$.
I chew tobacco, own guns, and drive a truck. My ass is most likely not the correct shape to sit in a LEXUS. I strongly suggest you get the **** out of my way.

-------whoa, what happened? I blacked out.