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Old 04-10-2012, 07:33 PM   #1
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Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

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I wonder if Laden ever saw any virgins on his way down?
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I was however expecting something else from this thread...
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I take great comfort in knowing that the last thing Osama bin Laden saw on this earth was an American.
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I was however expecting something else from this thread...
As was I...as was I.....
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