Implants

WhoDat!656 · 04-10-2012, 07:33 PM

Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

I take great comfort in knowing that the last thing Osama bin Laden saw on this earth was an American.

saintfan · 04-10-2012, 10:54 PM

SmashMouth · 04-10-2012, 11:12 PM

I wonder if Laden ever saw any virgins on his way down?

QBREES9 · 04-10-2012, 11:14 PM

LOL

Crusader · 04-11-2012, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

I wonder if Laden ever saw any virgins on his way down?

Crusader · 04-11-2012, 05:48 AM

I was however expecting something else from this thread...

sharke · 04-11-2012, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by WhoDat!656

I take great comfort in knowing that the last thing Osama bin Laden saw on this earth was an American.

This!

Originally Posted by Crusader

I was however expecting something else from this thread...

As was I...as was I.....

04-10-2012, 07:33 PM	#1
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,001	Implants Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. I take great comfort in knowing that the last thing Osama bin Laden saw on this earth was an American.
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Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 7,986	I was however expecting something else from this thread... SloMotion likes this.

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sharke evil decepticon Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: St. Augustine, FL Posts: 583	Originally Posted by WhoDat!656 I take great comfort in knowing that the last thing Osama bin Laden saw on this earth was an American. This! Originally Posted by Crusader I was however expecting something else from this thread... As was I...as was I..... Crusader likes this.

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