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WhoDat!656 06-11-2013 04:33 AM

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your Primary Care Physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!

TheOak 06-11-2013 11:40 AM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
The fact that I will have an annual breast exam is proof enough Obana is running my healthcare.

Danno 06-11-2013 06:54 PM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
Man I really hate that Big Government has gotten so out of hand that I can't even find this kind of stuff humorous anymore.

Obamacare is gonna F'up healthcare for so many decent people its just not funny.

foreverfan 06-11-2013 06:58 PM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL

Danno 06-11-2013 07:05 PM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 507610)
Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL

Likely at the painful expense of many many others.

QBREES9 06-11-2013 07:29 PM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 507610)
Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL

Really.

WhoDat!656 06-11-2013 08:48 PM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Danno (Post 507608)

Obamacare is gonna F'up healthcare for so many decent people its just not funny.

I don't consider Nancy Pelosi 'decent' people!

TheOak 06-12-2013 03:23 AM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoDat!656 (Post 507631)
I don't consider Nancy Pelosi 'decent' people!

The fine leaders of the establishment do not have to participate in their own legislative endeavors. They put in an out clause for them selves.

SloMotion 06-12-2013 06:44 AM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
My son started dealing with this through his employer on the first of the year. They outlined his choices which were basically sh*t or sh*tt*er. None of the healthcare stuff will be put in place until next year, but boy, his employer sure took advantage of the legislation to cut/regulate his hours & outline how they'll keep more of his paycheck a full year ahead of time, :rolleyes:.

This stuff only hurts the working man.

Boutte 06-12-2013 04:35 PM

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
My employer sent us a questionnaire about what we were looking for in a health care program. After 50 years in business and a few hundred employees. Since I'm 60 years old and have ZERO health care insurance I'm having a hard finding something to cry about.


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