WhoDat!656

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your Primary Care Physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."

TheOak

The fact that I will have an annual breast exam is proof enough Obana is running my healthcare.

Danno

Man I really hate that Big Government has gotten so out of hand that I can't even find this kind of stuff humorous anymore.

Obamacare is gonna F'up healthcare for so many decent people its just not funny.

foreverfan

Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL

Danno

Likely at the painful expense of many many others.

QBREES9

Really.

WhoDat!656

I don't consider Nancy Pelosi 'decent' people!

TheOak

The fine leaders of the establishment do not have to participate in their own legislative endeavors. They put in an out clause for them selves.

SloMotion

My son started dealing with this through his employer on the first of the year. They outlined his choices which were basically sh*t or sh*tt*er. None of the healthcare stuff will be put in place until next year, but boy, his employer sure took advantage of the legislation to cut/regulate his hours & outline how they'll keep more of his paycheck a full year ahead of time, .

This stuff only hurts the working man.

Boutte

My employer sent us a questionnaire about what we were looking for in a health care program. After 50 years in business and a few hundred employees. Since I'm 60 years old and have ZERO health care insurance I'm having a hard finding something to cry about.