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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; I copied this from another board. Think it was so funny it should be shared. The question was: "Were there any post-game news conferences?" The reply: "They tried to but the Saints kept fumbling and missing the interviews and Haslett ...

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Old 11-08-2004, 01:22 AM   #1
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I copied this from another board. Think it was so funny it should be shared.

The question was:

"Were there any post-game news conferences?"

The reply:

"They tried to but the Saints kept fumbling and missing the interviews and Haslett didn't know what to call, although he thought that the effort to interview was good".
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Old 11-08-2004, 01:24 AM   #2
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My joke:

They asked Aaron what he thought but he just threw it back to Deuce.
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Old 11-08-2004, 01:29 AM   #3
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Huh?

Dante Stallworth didn\'t catch the question...
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:35 AM   #4
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Michael Lewis did field a question but quickly made his way to the side of the stage.
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Old 11-08-2004, 01:01 PM   #5
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Brooks showed up at the wrong conference.
McAllister was slow getting there, missed it.
Horn took a wrong turn on the way there, missed it.
No one told Donte where to go, missed it
Boo couldn\'t figure out how to open the door, missed it.
Riley left early, and missed it.
Gandy stated he was going to HOLD all interviews.
Holland and Jacox were swamped, missed it.

None of our defense showed up because coach told them they were going to have to TACKLE some tough questions and coach wanted them to COVER any and all topics raised by reporters. They all decided it was in their best interest to AVOID CONTACT with the reporters.

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Old 11-08-2004, 01:31 PM   #6
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The media was unaware that Victor Riley was there to field questions, due to him being on his back behind the podium.

[Edited on 8/11/2004 by BlackandBlue]
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Old 11-08-2004, 01:39 PM   #7
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venturi couldn\'t formulate a scheme to make his thoughts translate into words ..

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