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SmashMouth 06-04-2011 03:40 PM

How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

foreverfan 06-04-2011 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303008)
How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/G...18301_5274.jpg


Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

http://www.catdiaries.com.au/wp-cont...tching-you.jpg

SmashMouth 06-05-2011 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 303015)
Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/G...18301_5274.jpg


Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

http://www.catdiaries.com.au/wp-cont...tching-you.jpg

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

saintfan 06-05-2011 09:59 AM

How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?

SmashMouth 06-05-2011 01:01 PM

Is Dr. FF any relation to this guru?

http://media.nola.com/sports_impact/...4508-small.jpg

foreverfan 06-05-2011 02:05 PM

:p
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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303068)
Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?


http://www.funny-potato.com/images/a...baths-cats.jpg
http://wholeenchilada.files.wordpres...ol-9.jpg?w=504
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/...e4d7c5f9de.jpg
http://roflmouse.com/wp-content/uplo...-bath-time.jpg

The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin. ;)

foreverfan 06-05-2011 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by saintfan (Post 303073)
How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?


http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/..._woodchuck.jpg

foreverfan 06-05-2011 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303092)
Is Dr. FF any relation to this guru?

http://media.nola.com/sports_impact/...4508-small.jpg


Srgt. Hulka 06-05-2011 04:40 PM

How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.

foreverfan 06-05-2011 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka (Post 303124)
How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.


The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles and the average length of a domestic cat is 22 inches. This would mean that you would need 71,714,880 cats. ;)



http://navlog.org/wtf_cat.jpg

SmashMouth 06-05-2011 05:32 PM

Can you name any famous cat classical music composers? And is their music theraputic?

foreverfan 06-05-2011 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303127)
Can you name any famous cat classical music composers? And is their music theraputic?

Theraputic Cat Music Composer
This is a Classic


SmashMouth 06-05-2011 08:03 PM

What is the average age of our BnG members, their average IQ, and what do they think of the Saints' chances to TWODAT this year?

saintfan 06-05-2011 09:30 PM

Is Cat Stevens a terrorist?

foreverfan 06-06-2011 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by saintfan (Post 303160)
Is Cat Stevens a terrorist?


No but I watch out for these guys...

http://s2.fotochatter.com/j/a4/8cf/a...ist%20Bush.jpg
http://feminists4sarahpalin.files.wo...whitehouse.jpg

http://en.m4.cn/wp-content/uploads/2...sama_obama.jpg

foreverfan 06-06-2011 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303150)
What is the average age of our BnG members, their average IQ, and what do they think of the Saints' chances to TWODAT this year?

Average Age... Grown Man... Unlike SR.com
Average IQ.... Intelligent... Unlike SR.com
TWODAT.... Unanimous... Just like the rest of the Who Dat Nation.

http://teenybikini.com/blog/wp-conte...driana-451.jpg

Srgt. Hulka 06-06-2011 11:07 AM

I am an Electrical Consulting Engineer, and since there are no cat labor laws, how many cats would it take to come in here and do my job so I can retire, but still collect a paycheck?

SmashMouth 06-06-2011 01:51 PM

Very interesting point, Srgt. Are we talking about illegal cats or cat citizens of the USA?

Srgt. Hulka 06-06-2011 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303230)
Very interesting point, Srgt. Are we talking about illegal cats or cat citizens of the USA?

I would prefer legal citizen kitties of the United States. With the current illegal kitty imigration in the United States, I don't want to encourage any more.

foreverfan 06-06-2011 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka (Post 303213)
I am an Electrical Consulting Engineer, and since there are no cat labor laws, how many cats would it take to come in here and do my job so I can retire, but still collect a paycheck?

Are you kidding? You have a better chance of talking my wife into it... as if.
Needless to say, cats are prone to price gouging and at least are as lazy as you... if not more.





Plus Cats Hate This Song


foreverfan 06-06-2011 04:37 PM

WARNING

Playing this has been know to cause instant brain damage in Cats.



SmashMouth 06-07-2011 03:51 PM

Does Rep Weiner own any cats?

foreverfan 06-07-2011 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303409)
Does Rep Weiner own any cats?

I saw the pic and it didn't look like a cat. :whatever:

Saint_LB 06-08-2011 07:39 AM

If a dinosaur died two billion years ago, and the earth's stratosphere built up over that carcass, and today on a wildcat drilling venture the drill bit passes through that decayed carcass at 8,943 feet, what will be the name of that stratosphere? And what will be the pH of that soil contained in the drill bit?

SmashMouth 06-08-2011 05:55 PM

How many body guards does it take to keep Patti LaBelle safe?

Srgt. Hulka 06-08-2011 06:50 PM

How many cats does it take to get rid of the ******* XP SuperAntiSpyware 2012 that my wife and son let get loaded on my computer?

skymike 06-09-2011 07:31 AM

darn wet-cats.

SmashMouth 06-09-2011 07:33 AM

How many more Super Bowls will Breesus win?

skymike 06-09-2011 07:34 AM

When is the End of the World coming? How will we know its coming?

foreverfan 06-09-2011 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Saint_LB (Post 303516)
If a dinosaur died two billion years ago, and the earth's stratosphere built up over that carcass, and today on a wildcat drilling venture the drill bit passes through that decayed carcass at 8,943 feet, what will be the name of that stratosphere? And what will be the pH of that soil contained in the drill bit?


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...6812017509.jpg

foreverfan 06-09-2011 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303591)
How many body guards does it take to keep Patti LaBelle safe?


http://images.cryhavok.org/d/2644-2/...r+Nazi+Cat.jpg

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Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka (Post 303599)
How many cats does it take to get rid of the ******* XP SuperAntiSpyware 2012 that my wife and son let get loaded on my computer?

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphic...3e_leanne1.jpg

foreverfan 06-09-2011 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303664)
How many more Super Bowls will Breesus win?

This many...

http://www.american-football-wallpap..._wallpaper.jpg

skymike 06-09-2011 06:19 PM

I have a JBL subwoofer, and two mackie powered speakers, and a second system with a beringer (i know thats a piece of crap, but I've tweaked it, and it sounds great) mixer.... combined with a mackie board and two soundpro 1,000 watt cabinets.... How much of the load should I let the JBL carry? What is the proper proportion between the mackies and my 1,000 watters?

foreverfan 06-09-2011 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 303665)
When is the End of the World coming? How will we know its coming?


http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress....pg?w=600&h=450

http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content...Cat-Poster.jpg

foreverfan 06-09-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skymike (Post 303760)
I have a JBL subwoofer, and two mackie powered speakers, and a second system with a beringer (i know thats a piece of crap, but I've tweaked it, and it sounds great) mixer.... combined with a mackie board and two soundpro 1,000 watt cabinets.... How much of the load should I let the JBL carry? What is the proper proportion between the mackies and my 1,000 watters?

JBL carry what? Are you kidding me? Carry them and put them in the trash.

This is how cats rock and roll.

http://blogs.citypages.com/ctg/DJ%20CAT.jpg

http://remix-nation.com/wp-content/u...-speakers.jpeg

foreverfan 06-09-2011 07:35 PM

I'm In Love With This Woman :p

SmashMouth 06-11-2011 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 303762)
JBL carry what? Are you kidding me? Carry them and put them in the trash.

This is how cats rock and roll.

http://blogs.citypages.com/ctg/DJ%20CAT.jpg

http://remix-nation.com/wp-content/u...-speakers.jpeg

That is a cool cat ... any relation to SkyMike the Tiger?

foreverfan 06-11-2011 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 303978)
SkyMike the Tiger?

http://www.ksbw.com/2010/1123/25896816_240X180.jpg

SmashMouth 06-12-2011 11:04 AM

When the Saints are in a six wides formation, what alternatives can Breesus conjure up in terms checking out of that play? And what are the potential ramifications? And does vitamin C help with that?

foreverfan 06-14-2011 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 304039)
When the Saints are in a six wides formation, what alternatives can Breesus conjure up in terms checking out of that play? And what are the potential ramifications? And does vitamin C help with that?

You will see plays this year with 6 WR with Jimmy Graham and Reggie Bush lined up as wide outs. If Brees needs to he can adubile back to a traditional one TE formation in which the RB switches back to FB and Reggie becomes the RB. This formation puts the defense in the dime package while the Saints still have a run first formation.

Vitamin C is actually what they call the play since the play is designed for the center to pull to the left with the Regge following behind Nicks resulting in a gain on 10. Actually you saw this play in the Cardinal playoff game in which Bush took it to the HOUSE!!!

:bng:


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