New Ask Dr. Foreverfan Column!

SmashMouth · 06-01-2011, 09:31 PM

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How many milligrams of Carnitine should one typically use in a day, and how do you convert that to ounces?

papz · 06-01-2011, 09:54 PM

Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?

foreverfan · 06-01-2011, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by papz

Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?

Yes you should. You should to see if you need to wash your hands.

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To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acids lysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on

Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
Weight loss

Carnitine - Wikipedia

Next question....

SmashMouth · 06-01-2011, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

You should to see if you need to wash your hands.

To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acids lysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on
Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
Weight loss

Carnitine - Wikipedia

Next question....

What is that in ounces again?

skymike · 06-02-2011, 08:12 AM

my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?

saintfan · 06-02-2011, 09:21 AM

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?

Mail all drugs to SmashMouth in Austin. The dude has to be on something plus he loves kids.

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by saintfan

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

What is that in ounces again?

You're the apprentice engineer wantabe... 5.29%.

papz · 06-02-2011, 11:54 AM

After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

06-01-2011, 09:31 PM	#1
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06-01-2011, 11:03 PM	#3
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by papz Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop? Yes you should. You should to see if you need to wash your hands. ______________________________________________________________ To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg. No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach. Do not take before bed. It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins. Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acids lysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy. Positive Effects on Bone mass and loss Antioxidant effects Heart conditions Blood sugar and diabetes Kidney disease and dialysis Male infertility Weight loss Carnitine - Wikipedia Next question....
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SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by foreverfan You should to see if you need to wash your hands. To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg. No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach. Do not take before bed. It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins. Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acids lysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy. Positive Effects on Bone mass and loss Antioxidant effects Heart conditions Blood sugar and diabetes Kidney disease and dialysis Male infertility Weight loss Carnitine - Wikipedia Next question.... What is that in ounces again?

06-02-2011, 09:35 AM	#7
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children." Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me. What can I do? Mail all drugs to SmashMouth in Austin. The dude has to be on something plus he loves kids.
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foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by saintfan What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow? Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

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papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,744	After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

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