New Ask Dr. Foreverfan Column!
 

We all owe a great debt of gratitude to the wise herbal advice that the good doctor giveth us all. Please use this particular medium for all pertinent questions and answers to your greatest questions of life.

I'll start ...

How many milligrams of Carnitine should one typically use in a day, and how do you convert that to ounces?

Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?

Yes you should. You should to see if you need to wash your hands. :cool:

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To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acidslysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on

Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
Weight loss

Carnitine - Wikipedia

Next question....

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What is that in ounces again?

my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

Mail all drugs to SmashMouth in Austin. The dude has to be on something plus he loves kids. :doh:

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Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

You're the apprentice engineer wantabe... 5.29%.

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After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

African or European?

hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...

You honestly thought it would? LOL :mrgreen:


:doh:

which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.

What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?

3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you. :doh:

Hold on damn it. Don't piss on youself.... This is exactly why I like urinal walls.


IMPORTANT: Don't forget to wash your hands, dry off and apologize to the guy next to you.

This is exactly SkyMike's wife makes him pees outside on the fence. :mad:

GREAT NEWS PAPZ: There is a procedure to correct this. :D
You can actually do this with some KY and the parking break cable from a 54 Chevy.

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OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Do not use your underwear's fly. Pull the top band down and place it under your nads before you wizz. This will lift the scrotum to help with elimination. Other than that I suggest you sit down.

FF

Roughly 11 meters per second, is 24.6063 miles per hour to be exact.


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Mike... this may be stretching the truth a bit, but you could tell her you have 72.6 millimeters. :whatever:

Is there anything smaller than a millimeter?

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Is it safe to feed my nearby farm cat small quantities of french vanilla cappucino (aka cattucino)?

How many cats do you have?

What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.

Actually cats start very young and are very easily addicted to coffee.

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Did you find your 54 Chevy yet? :cool:

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Actually you may find this hard to believe but I only have one cat.

I did have 2 cats that died but each lived 14 years. ;)
SmashMouth had a cat from one of my cat's litters.

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Actually the whole cat thing started on SR.com. I posted a few as a joke 8 years ago and my (at the time) 10 year old daughter and her friend thought it was cute. They sent me a few more and I posted them. Then it seemed to take on a life of it's own. I received PM from SR members saying they loved them, but it drove the homophobes nuts. :p
Needless to say, it ended bad but it's their loss.

When I started posting them here, it also created a stir. I did receive quite a few PM telling me they love them, but other not so much. In any case, funny cat pics seem to always pop up when you least expect them.

People have asked me why I don't use dogs. Dogs are too good and are more cute than funny. Cats display every bad human emotion and can be both funny and cute.

So what kind of person is FF? SkyMike says "I perfectly normal".

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I'd say 20-30 depending on the judge.

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Solstice makes your penis seem bigger.

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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

And what happens when you drive into a straight curve?

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How many cats does it take to score a TD?

Cats don't play football. They pay World Cup Soccer.
It only takes one to score a goal, but it also can be considered a team effort.
In fact, many cats who appear here on this website do so against their will which puts me in great perril.

Looks like some incredible cat athletes here .... bet you can't move like that anymore, FF!

Here's another question.... What was the cats' role in the recent G8 summit? And did they accomplish?

No I can't hop around like that any more. At my age... shooting means the enima bag.

The G8 group of countries—France, Italy, Germany, the UK, Japan, Canada, Russia, and the US.
Like the countries they represented, cats assisted in getting nothing done.


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I like the French cat ....he looks pretty cool!

What's faster, a cat or a turtle?

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In an unrelated story....

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Love the new avatar!

On another note, how many fortune cookies can a cat eat in one sitting?

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Sweet ... how many cats are there in China?

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It's down to a few hundred in the wild. Many kittens are farmed like chickens and prepared in Cat Chow Mein.

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