WhoDat!656

A little boy is playing with his model plane in the living room at home and his Mom is in the kitchen cooking.

The little boy is pretending to be a pilot bringing his plane in to land and his mother hears him make the landing announcement.

"All right you sorry $#@$% passengers! Sit the hell down, shut up and don't get the &^%$ up until I tell you too!"

The boy's mother comes into the room and tells her son that language like that is not used in her house and tells him to go to his room for a couple hours until he can play properly.

After a couple hours passes Mom calls the boy out and asks him if he thinks he can play properly?

The little boy says yes and Mom lets him resume playing with his plane as she goes back into the kitchen.

After a few minutes with his plane, the boy makes the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlement we appreciate you flying with us today and hope your flight has been enjoyable. We hope the next time you fly you will include this airline in your travel plans. For those passengers pissed off about the 2 hour delay, talk to the ***** in the kitchen!!"

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."