This is udderly ridiculous!!

foreverfan · 08-25-2011, 07:21 AM

Boudreaux's expectant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer expecting.
Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The sister thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Boudreaux; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong
about my brother.

I really like the name 'Denise. What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."

Crusader · 08-25-2011, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Boudreaux's expectant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer expecting.
Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The sister thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Boudreaux; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong
about my brother.

I really like the name 'Denise. What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."

I just done spit water all over my computer screen at work...

08-25-2011, 07:21 AM	#1
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Boudreaux's expectant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer expecting. Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The sister thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Boudreaux; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name 'Denise. What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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08-25-2011, 08:06 AM	#2
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,051	Originally Posted by foreverfan Boudreaux's expectant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer expecting. Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The sister thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Boudreaux; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name 'Denise. What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew." I just done spit water all over my computer screen at work...